I seen this in a publication Active Senior and thought it interesting. Great Truths About Growing Old 1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2. Forget the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get. 3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while youre down there. 4. Youre getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5. Its frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6. Time may be great healer, but its a lousy beautician. 7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.