Some are aware that Zalma (Russell) is visiting me in 12 days in the Grand State of Iowa. Looking forward to it. Have put away everything valuable and locked it up tight. Put some testosterone in the dogs dry food to get them ready. Been some other threads about how to take care of a guy from Missoura. Got it figured out this morning. I have decided to give him meat and flowers. Got the meat this morning in my driveway and the flowers are growing in my back yard. The meat is a little tricky. Got to get the horsetank out and let this meat sit for about a week. Ya see this meat stinks right now. God does it stink. I think I will wait till he gets here to have him help me clean it. He can hold it while I kill it. can't turn down free food the way I look at it. About 20 lbs live. Should dress out and make good soup. Missoura guys I know will think this a real treat. Should impress him. The flowers are no problem. Got 'em everywhere. Should appeal to Russell's feminine side. Actually they are for his current wife, whichever one that is. #1....Russells appetizer. Meal on the halfshell. #2....Posies for Russell's Missus.