Flathunter's Lament

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  1. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Please forgive me Jack, I can't resist. These lyrics have been runnin' 'round in my head for two days :wink:. Anyone who's better at writing MUSIC than I am, feel free.

    Flathunter's Lament

    Well.... I'm so bored that I don't know what to do
    I think I might just sit here, and type to all of you
    It's really, REALLY cold out; a l'il bit of ice
    If spring would hurry up now....that surely would be nice.

    But spring is comin' on SO slow
    My psyche just can't stand it
    I wanna catch those flatheads
    And make out like a bandit

    CHORUS:
    I AM the flathunter, I guess you've come to know it
    I love the BOC, and don't hesitate to show it
    All the brothers here, are in fact my greatest friends
    And you know I will stand by 'em to the long and lonely end.

    Yep, I know.... that my back, it just can't take it
    But I don't have a care, as long as I can fake it
    The FISH have no idea who is standin' on the shore
    And all THEY ask is a bite of bait more!

    I COULD stay home..... and play with my sweet boy
    But he's not that intriguing.....I need a new toy
    A rod would be good, and reels are great as well
    THOSE are all I need....to make my head swell

    I AM the flathunter, I guess you've come to know it
    I love the BOC, and don't hesitate to show it
    All the brothers here, are in fact my greatest friends
    And I'll stand by 'em to the long and lonely end.

    Now I HATE winter, Ohio's really bad
    I couldn't go to work, and that made me really sad
    But I will tell you what, and you KNOW that this is true
    No matter WHERE you are, I just may OUT fish you!

    I AM the flathunter, I guess you've come to know it
    I love the BOC, and don't hesitate to show it
    All the brothers here, are in fact my greatest friends
    And I'll stand by 'em to the long and lonely end.

    OH YEAH!

    I AM the flathunter, I guess you've come to know it
    I love the BOC, and don't hesitate to show it
    All the brothers here, are in fact my greatest friends
    And I'll stand by 'em to the long and lonely end.
     
  2. daystarchis

    daystarchis New Member

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    Tanya, awesome song. Can't wait tell there is some music and a singer to sing the song:wink:
     

  3. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    Awesome awesome,awesome. thank U for the chuckle.Really appreciate your song,it's a good un!!!:smile2::smile2::cool2: