Flathunter gives up catfishing, is now a carper

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by H2O Mellon, Apr 30, 2006.

  1. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    Flathunter has thrown his cat poles in the back of the closet & dusted off the carp rods.

    Rumor has it that Mr & Mrs Flathunter can be found on the banks of "the shallows" at Lake Logan in Southeast Ohio this afternoon. They plan on trying their new European "Bolies". Mr Flathunter will also be signing copies of his new book "How NOT to catch Flatheads in Southeast Ohio". :lol:
     
  2. Big Country01

    Big Country01 New Member

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    mellon i'm surprised that that your next them carpin' it up.....lol:tounge_out:
     

  3. ksutroubleii

    ksutroubleii New Member

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    Say it ain't so Jack, say it ain't so!
     
  4. AwShucks

    AwShucks New Member

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    er, did you mean to say "carper" instead of "craper"? lol
     
  5. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Mellon has no idea what he is talking about, I just came home with shad, and I am heading out after cats.
     
  6. DeerHunter01

    DeerHunter01 New Member

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    Flathunter: I am glad you came in and made a post that H20 was drinking funny stuff again. I was worried big time here when I read this.
     
  7. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    Yeap, I can even catch CARP better than Flathunter!
     
  8. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    I hope your not planning on usnig those natsy Lake Logan Shad! If so you'l get skunked tonight!
     
  9. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Those are awfully big word Mellonhead, LOL!!! Be carefull what you say cause you may just have to eat those same words here in the near future, LMAO!!!
     
  10. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    He was right, I got skunked:embarassed:
     
  11. YeeHaw

    YeeHaw New Member

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    You guys never stop.
     
  12. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    See I told you.
    Flathunter's fishing skills have been diminished. I put the statewide famous "Mellon Curse" on Jack. It all started 1/1/06, when he went Bluecat less on the Ohio river. (That was the 1st day I wore the magica Gnome hat.)
     
  13. Chris

    Chris New Member

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    I beileve that flathead will need to change his name to carphead! or if he likes Buffalo he will need to change it to Buffalohead.


    chris
     
  14. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    Shoot since he likes Carp fishing so much now, I might as well buy him a bow, next thing ya know, he'll be ca Carp Bow "fisherman" or even worse, he might move to Lake Erie & become an "Eye Guy" :waaaht:
     
  15. Cyclops01

    Cyclops01 New Member

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    Maybe if ya sell Jack some of your world famous full circle hooks, his luck will change. :worship:
     
  16. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    Are ya kidding, that's WHY he is having the "luck" that he is having! He bought a whole case of those suckers! :lol:
     
  17. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    Oh man , Im going to keep my dog out of this fight.
     
  18. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    I contacted the Mellon curse 4 years ago when I first met him, I am afrid he is gonna give it to Dinkbuster now,
     
  19. FS Driver

    FS Driver New Member

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    the curse is a horrible thing
    it will consume a man to his very core
    it will make a man grovel like an animal
    useing his hands to feed himself.
    flathunter dont be pulled into his web
    dont mention his name in good company and
    dont speak to him in private.
    he has brought you down to lowly levels and
    you should rebuke him .
    we will cast him from the fold and cleanse your
    soul with talk of catfish and the boc.
    let his bass kissing lips lay no more evil sounds
    upon your ears.
    he will be cast upon the bank to feed off skippys
    and shad till he repents.
    i seen him at the waters edge in my dream last night
    poor wreched creature
     
  20. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    WOW!!! Great Shot! Right across the bow Darryl, LMAO!!!!