F.Y.I. F.T.D.F.D.,D (George)

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  1. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Several people have contacted me about what George is going to have the medical community carve on him for. I being a professional cannot divulge that confidentiality. Personally, after taking his history, I think he has Rabies or Coon Hound Paralysis. Actually, if you know George, he did tell me what was going to happen to him. His procedure will be cosmetic. Something about adding on. If I gave you a description of this Eithne would faint, Barb would just hang her head and shake it back and forth, Jholl would cross himself, Mossydade would love it. The other 3 have no sense of humor and it would go right by them. All I can tell you is that he will be a new man when he comes out.

    Postbeetle
     
  2. JimmyJonny

    JimmyJonny Well-Known Member

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    I got nothing to add to that one.......I'm just gonna sit back and laugh as usual.
     

  3. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    Dang John before long you'll have ole BG dressing in drag with you and ole Splitshorts:wink::eek:oooh::smile2:. Addin stuff on, never heard such:smile2:.
     
  4. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    From what I make of it George will be dragging for sure but it won't be anything to do with dressing up:eek:oooh::eek:oooh:...W
     
  5. baitchunker

    baitchunker New Member

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    Add A Boy BG!! i mean atta boy, or somethin'
     
  6. jholl949

    jholl949 New Member

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    postbeetle,
    Crossing myself isn't in my repertoire. I am a staunch Southern Baptist so praying for him (fervently) is about all I can do.
    Intercessory prayer works.....
     
  7. Ol Man

    Ol Man New Member

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    In the words of the German soldier from "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in"... Ver-r-r-y interesting!"
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    A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!
     
  8. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    I'm sure BG will be OK in surgery. I bet he has the best Veterinarian in town to fix him up. I just hope he doesn't lay in middle of road and start chasing cars when he recovers.
    Might have to fit him with a shock collar.:tounge_out:
     
  9. Whistler

    Whistler Well-Known Member

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    Hey, I got a sense of humor! LOL What you're describing wouldn't do BG any good anyway! He lives way too far north for that to help him out! LOL
     
  10. CoonX

    CoonX Member

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    Hopefully :wink:

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  11. spoonfish

    spoonfish New Member

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    Now I'm just wondering how much this procedure will cost. Not that I would ever need one but you never know....:wink:
     
  12. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Thanx to John startin this thread I won't be able to surprise everyone now. LOL!
     
  13. spoonfish

    spoonfish New Member

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    I wouldnt worry about it BG. Most people dont even notice when someone gets a nose job,,,,:0a10:
     
  14. Ol Man

    Ol Man New Member

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    Hope ya learned somethin, BG... Ya hafta be careful of who ya spill yer guts to...:smile2:
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  15. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Oh NO! Considering this thread, all the sisters of the BOC were waiting for that NEW BOCPOTM pic :wink:.
     
  16. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    :confuse::confuse::baffle: Uff ta!
     
  17. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Whats that Hebrew? LOL!
     
  18. PhillyCatcatcher4

    PhillyCatcatcher4 New Member

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    Hey K50, I like the new avatar.:wink:
     
  19. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    Its the Norweign version of the jewish-- oiyvey or so I've been told. Since my grandparents died before I was old enough to talk, I can neither confirm nor deny my limited Norweign dialect. I can also say ice water, outhouse, be quiet (or the ruff version of it), poor baby and #2 on you.
     
  20. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    hahahahaha!!!!!