Email warning for Grimmpuppy

Discussion in 'LOCAL KANSAS TALK' started by Catfish Fever, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Catfish Fever

    Catfish Fever New Member

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    Jay, thought you might want to know this,
    If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu..............Ignore it.
    It's just SPAM.:eek:oooh::roll_eyes::smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  2. River Outlaw

    River Outlaw New Member

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2:
     

  3. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2: good one
     
  4. poisonpits

    poisonpits Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    now thats funny.
     
  5. Grimpuppy

    Grimpuppy New Member

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2:

    Jim was fishing down at the spillway the other day when he found two golf balls. He picked them up and stuffed them in his front pockets to take them home. After a while a young woman comes down and starts fishing beside him. It doesn't take Jim long to ask her his famous line... "So lady, are you susceptible to seduction?" She looks over and notices the bulge in his pockets. The young woman can't help but to stare and after a few uneasy minutes, Jim says, "lady, they're golf balls."

    The lady still seems shocked, and continues staring. Moments later feeling sorry for ol Jim she asks, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
     
  6. arkrivercatman

    arkrivercatman New Member

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2:
    You all are somethin else.
     
  7. flattymatty

    flattymatty New Member

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    Between the bad spam, my mom riding her harley around naked, and the elderly couple getting it on in the dumpster, Darwinism seems to be proving too much for this world. Screw it, i'm going fishing. Or do i really need to? With progress like this going on in the world, isn't it just a matter of time till the catfish grow legs and just waltz right up onto the river bank looking to bum a stogie:eek:oooh:
     
  8. JEFFRODAMIS

    JEFFRODAMIS New Member

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    lmao!! id hate for a big ol flatty to grab me by my mouth while i was sleepin and yank me out the door
     
  9. River Outlaw

    River Outlaw New Member

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    ya drive through the burger joint and get yer bag of food just to have a hook go through ya and get jerked through the window by a big ol flatty !!
     
  10. Catfish Fever

    Catfish Fever New Member

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    I'll never do it again Jay, HONEST, payback is hell:smile2::smile2::smile2:
    I only posted it because I know how much you like Spam, specially the new stuff, the single slice in the foil package that you don't have to refrigerate.:eek:oooh::roll_eyes::smile2:
     
  11. Katatonik

    Katatonik New Member

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    No catfish is gonna bum a stogie off me, I'll have you know. Something
    fishy about that deal from the beginning...Besides the first thing that I'd
    do after that critter walked up was to look at the bottle I was nursing
    and pitch it over my left shoulder hard. After I heard it shatter, I'd look
    back and see if the catfish was still there. As I have told several of the
    brothers, it is okay to see hallucinations. It's generally not a good idea
    to do what they ask or tell you to do. Even if you are religious...
     
  12. Catfish Fever

    Catfish Fever New Member

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    You're on here late tonight Michael, and, how come you didn't make it to Perry.:sad2:
     
  13. Katatonik

    Katatonik New Member

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    Had to go to Missouri to help out a bunch of freinds with a big party and
    archery shooting match. Thankfully the drinkin' came after the shooting.
    I get roped into these things from time to time but I'm free in October
    this time around. See ya at the Milford gathering if not before!
     
  14. Catfish Fever

    Catfish Fever New Member

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    Michael, looking forward to seeing you at School Creek, you ALWAYS make the gatherings INTERESTING:smile2:. We missed you at Perry:wink: