One day my brother, 2 of our buddies drift fishin' for cats. As we were driftin we drifted by another boat that was anchored and my stupid buddy said "Hey guys I think we're driftin' the wrong way, Because, look they are driftin' that way and we're going the other way, we should turn the boat the other way so we go the right way" Then I said "There is no right way to drift you got to drift what ever way the wind blows you, and that other boat is anchored" There is no right way to drift, right? And now he has the nickname "lightbulb" because he comes up with all these stupid ideas and reasons why things happen. And later on that day he fell out of the boat because he decided to stand up in the back of the boat when we were going about 50 mph. I'd like to hear any other stories anyone has about stupid friends.