So I go to the doctor this week for a routine check-up.....the nurse makes me step on the scale, and she records my weight on the medical chart. Doctor comes into the exam room, takes a look at my weight and says: "You are pretty fat. Don't you think you should lose some weight." Ok, what ever happened to doctors having a good bedside manner these days. This guy probably got paid $500 just to insult me. I hate to say it, but the worst part of the story is...he was right. Now I am stuck on a stupid diet trying to lose weight. No more doughnuts, pizza, beer, cheese, beer battered fish, blah, blah, blah. I am a salad eatin' fool from now on.