Doctor from hell

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  1. MilwaukeeCatHunter

    MilwaukeeCatHunter New Member

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    So I go to the doctor this week for a routine check-up.....the nurse makes me step on the scale, and she records my weight on the medical chart. Doctor comes into the exam room, takes a look at my weight and says: "You are pretty fat. Don't you think you should lose some weight." Ok, what ever happened to doctors having a good bedside manner these days. This guy probably got paid $500 just to insult me.

    I hate to say it, but the worst part of the story is...he was right. Now I am stuck on a stupid diet trying to lose weight. No more doughnuts, pizza, beer, cheese, beer battered fish, blah, blah, blah. I am a salad eatin' fool from now on.
     
  2. RIP

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    Don't cry to me I didn't tell you to eat all that crap and swell up until a doctor had to shame you into a diet! LOL Oh I got to go my pizza is burning.LOL
     

  3. Mutt

    Mutt Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    should of told him your in shape after all round is a shape and it seems to be a shape i am very comfortable with :p
     
  4. copycat

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    Yea, I think my ice cream's melting! Seriously I would prefer the doctor to tell me straight up how it is, after all he's just trying to save your life.
     
  5. RIP

    RIP New Member

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    I'll bet the doctor was bigger than you and smelled of cigarettes. LOL
     
  6. MilwaukeeCatHunter

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    real funny, real funny....you almost made me choke on my celery stick dipped in Tofu sauce. :)
     
  7. MilwaukeeCatHunter

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    Yep...the truth hurts sometimes. I gotta admit he got me thinking real quick about getting back into shape.
     
  8. RIP

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    Man I hate celery.
     
  9. copycat

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    Tofu sauce??? dang, whered I put my ice cream!
     
  10. RIP

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    Alright Dave I was just kiddin around, look on page 3 in the thread catfishing drinks of choice. I have a high protein drink recipe in there.
     
  11. MilwaukeeCatHunter

    MilwaukeeCatHunter New Member

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    You know what? I bet you catfish wouldn't even eat celery or tofu.
     
  12. copycat

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    I sincerely wish you the best of luck with your diet. Don't forget exercise is very impotant as well!
    Good luck!
     
  13. MilwaukeeCatHunter

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    Thanks...I'm trying to start out slow by exercising my fingers on the computer keyboard. I figure I can burn thousands of calories if I stay up all night.
     
  14. copycat

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    OK thats too funny, nearly knocked me off my chair
     
  15. Rat

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    You shoulda told the Doc "So what, you're ugly. I can lose weight and be thinner, but you'll still be ugly." And the next words out of his mouth would be "colonoscopy." So the moral of the story is, celery ain't that bad.
    Rat
     
  16. explayer

    explayer New Member

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    Sorry to hear that I will be thinking of you when I am having a good ole creasy hamburger from micky D
     
  17. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    True, but he will probably out live you.
     
  18. RIP

    RIP New Member

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    Man can you just feel the love in this thread.LOL Really Dave good luck with this deit thing man I don't think I could do it........So I guess it a good thing I'm thin.
     
  19. MilwaukeeCatHunter

    MilwaukeeCatHunter New Member

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    Saw it...you forgot tabasco sauce.
     
  20. Big Country01

    Big Country01 New Member

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    well i ain't thin by far but i was taught that every good tool needed a shed...lol