DH's Valentine Poem

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by akwolf41, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. akwolf41

    akwolf41 Master Instigator of the BOC!

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    Found this Pic and Poem in the Old BOC Archives. What a Guy!!!!!!!!

    DH's VALENTINE'S LOVE POEM

    Collards is green
    my dog's name is Blue
    and I'm so lucky to have
    a sweet thang like you.

    Yore hair is like cornsilk
    a-flapping in the breeze
    Softer than Blue's
    and without all them fleas.

    You move like the bass,
    which excite me in May.
    You ain't got no scales
    but I luv you anyway.

    Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
    jist a-fry'n in the pan.
    Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
    right out of the can.

    You have som'a yore teeth,
    for which I am proud;
    I hold my head high
    when we're in a crowd.

    On special occasions,
    when you shave under yore arms,
    well, I'm in hawg heaven,
    and awed by yore charms.

    Still them fellers at work,
    they all want to know,
    what I did to deserve
    such a purdy, young doe.

    Like a good roll of duct tape
    yo're there fer yore man,
    to patch up life's troubles
    and fix what you can.

    Yo're as cute as a junebug
    a-buzzin' overhead.
    You ain't mean like those far ants
    I found in my bed.

    Cut from the best cloth
    like a plaid flannel shirt,
    you spark up my life
    more than a fresh load of dirt.

    When you hold me real tight
    like a padded gunrack,
    my life is complete;
    Ain't nuttin' I lack.

    Yore complexion, it's perfection,
    like the best vinyl sidin'.
    despite all the years,
    yore age, it keeps hidin'.

    Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
    with a RC cold drank,
    we go together
    like a skunk goes with stank.

    Some men, they buy chocolate
    for Valentine's Day;
    They git it at Wal-Mart,
    it's romantic that way.

    Some men git roses
    on that special day
    from the cooler at Kroger.
    "That's impressive," I say.

    Some men buy fine diamonds
    from a flea market booth.
    "Diamonds are forever,"
    they explain, suave and couth.

    But for this man, honey, these won't do.
    Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
    I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
    more useful than diamonds...
    IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!
     

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  2. Redd

    Redd New Member

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    Now THAT my friends...is quite the read. Thanks for sharin'. And the pic just tops it off...LOL. Rep to ya!

    -Red
     

  3. Angelkitty

    Angelkitty New Member

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    OH MY THAT WAS SUMMIN ELSE. THANKS FOR SHARIN AND THAT PIC WAS FAR BARREN.:lol::big_smile:
     
  4. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    Gene, you captured DH in rare form, but when Pam reads that poem, I wouldn't want to be you.:roll_eyes:
     
  5. ShilohRed

    ShilohRed New Member

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    OLD DEERHUNTER will sure get it with a new Trolling motor..
    Wish i had thought of that. All that I got Marilyn is stink bait:cool2: And a card of hooks..
    Pete
     
  6. LiquidSteel

    LiquidSteel New Member

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    Funniest poem Ive ever read!
     
  7. Myname

    Myname New Member

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    Thanks for the poem; I copied it and sent it to several of the girls at work.

    I must say, however, that the picture of Cupid scared my little mongrel dog so bad that she had an accident on the floor! Almost had the same effect on me.

    Have a nice day.
     
  8. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    Oh my god! That is one very scary photo!:eek:oooh: :crazy: I may have trouble getting to sleep now after seeing it!:roll_eyes:
     
  9. pythonjohn

    pythonjohn New Member Supporting Member

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    Now thats a poem!
    I think we need to change his name to
    SNAKSMEAR.

    Thanks for the relisting of this one its a classic!!
     
  10. catman529

    catman529 New Member

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    thanks that was great to read.
     
  11. bootshowl

    bootshowl New Member

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    Kinda makes ya want to just jump on up to Presidents Day......
    :confused2:
     
  12. Whistler

    Whistler Well-Known Member

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    I ain't sayin nothin!! LOL Well, nothing except He.....he....he.....Muahahahahahahahahaha!!!! LOL