DH the gorilla catcher?

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by dgde4x4man, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. dgde4x4man

    dgde4x4man New Member

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    one day JW woke up to find a gorilla in his tree. JW then calls the man that knows everything. JW asks if he can remove the gorilla and DH asks, "Is it male or female?" "Male," JW replies. "Oh, yeah," says DH "I can do that, I'll be right there." Dh shows up later that day with a stick, a Rottweiler, a shotgun and a large pair of handcuffs. Dh gives the handcuffs to JW and tells him, "I'm going to go up the tree and poke at the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trainer Rott will move in and bite the gorilla's private parts. The gorilla will cross his hands for protection, and that's when you move in with the handcuffs. JW says "um. okay but what do I do with the shotgun?" DH replies, "Hopefully nothing, but if I happen to fall first shoot the Rottweiler!"

    So now ya'll know that the gun must not have been loaded once. LOL.
     
  2. bearcat

    bearcat Member

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    Hey Chris sounds just like DH. That is a good one. Next time I have a gorrilla in my tree I will now know who to call. HeHeHe
     

  3. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    LMAO Dodge, thanks for sharing. hehehe
     
  4. FishMan

    FishMan New Member

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    Chris: better look out now,,,LOl,,, duck,,, they will get you
     
  5. IL Hunter

    IL Hunter New Member

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    LOL thanks for that!
     
  6. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    I see you got a genuine K-9 gorilla catching dog
     
  7. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    I think their all in trouble an the Rott will come out on top.

    All I can say is. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.