one day JW woke up to find a gorilla in his tree. JW then calls the man that knows everything. JW asks if he can remove the gorilla and DH asks, "Is it male or female?" "Male," JW replies. "Oh, yeah," says DH "I can do that, I'll be right there." Dh shows up later that day with a stick, a Rottweiler, a shotgun and a large pair of handcuffs. Dh gives the handcuffs to JW and tells him, "I'm going to go up the tree and poke at the gorilla with the stick until he falls out of the tree. When he does, the trainer Rott will move in and bite the gorilla's private parts. The gorilla will cross his hands for protection, and that's when you move in with the handcuffs. JW says "um. okay but what do I do with the shotgun?" DH replies, "Hopefully nothing, but if I happen to fall first shoot the Rottweiler!" So now ya'll know that the gun must not have been loaded once. LOL.