"DH" and The Frog

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  1. akwolf41

    akwolf41 Master Instigator of the BOC!

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    I was Talking to an old PA Conservation Officer today and he had to
    Share this story with me and I have to share it with you. He told me I may know this guy.

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    There was this guy named "DH" and he loves to catfish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

    "DH" said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more pleasure than you ever could have dreamed of."

    "DH" looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and put it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you pleasures like you have never had."

    "DH" opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
    "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

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    Does this sound like someone we all Know????

    Gene (grinnin)

     
  2. Ardiva

    Ardiva New Member

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    You're evil, AK!! :lol: :lol:
     

  3. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    LMAO!!:lol: Good one
     
  4. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    Just wait untill old JW and Mellon see's this one ,......hehehe.
     
  5. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Dh, that has to be a good offer, take the frog up on it. You might be surprized, LOL!!! Besides frogs are cute, LMAO!!!

    See what I mean.
     
  6. akwolf41

    akwolf41 Master Instigator of the BOC!

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    JW:

    You did good with "DH's" Frog Graphic. LOL


    Gene

     
  7. Chuckb

    Chuckb New Member

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    That was good Gene! I will give you some rep for that one lol.
     
  8. IL Hunter

    IL Hunter New Member

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    lol another good one.
     
  9. JERMSQUIRM

    JERMSQUIRM New Member

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    gene ya still at it??? lol thats a good one.
     
  10. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    I understand DH's desision, I just wonder, did he really hear the frog or just voices in his head?:cool2:
     
  11. Mutt

    Mutt Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    had to be voices lol great pic too lol
     
  12. ersel

    ersel New Member

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    Sounds like he fell for that trick before.
     
  13. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    He thought it was an undercover sting. hehehe
     
  14. Little Mac

    Little Mac Active Member

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    Sounds like to many Barley Pops to me..... LMAO Thats good Mean Gene. But I believe he made a wise decision... :roll_eyes:
     
  15. ShilohRed

    ShilohRed New Member

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    See what you did not know.. DH is saving that frog for bait to catch the little fishy.. HEHEH
    Pete
     
  16. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Na, he loves his little frog, he would never use her for bait, LOL!!!
     
  17. flaboy

    flaboy New Member

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    Hey Guys, if the frog goes in his pocket, what about warts?:eek:oooh: will he get any?:roll_eyes: I wonder where? :sad2: maby I donna wanna know!.:cool2:
     
  18. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    Hey guys, I think old DH is afraid to talk about his sweet little friend. what do you think ...hu:embarassed: maybe.:lol:
     
  19. Buddrice

    Buddrice New Member

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    Now that is funny Gene.LOL ,great post...
    :lol:
     
  20. Cattledogz

    Cattledogz New Member

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    Too funny! A great post Gene....lol