December 21, 2012

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Mac-b, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. Mac-b

    Mac-b Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    According to the Mayans Long Count Calender which projected events for 5,125 years, they predicted that the world as we know it, will end. You can read all about it at > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon.

    Now all of this brings up some things that modern mankind might have to considered. Such as

    When do I make my last truck payment?
    When do I make my last boat payment?
    When do I make my last house payment?
    When do I make my last alimony payment?
    When do I need to start stocking up food, gas, etc. in case I'm a survivor?
    When do I need to quit stocking my freezer with veg's, venison, fish, etc.?
    When can I finally give the neighbor that I can not stand, the finger?
    When can Boots say adiĆ³s to his mother in law?
    When is the cut off date for renewing my drivers license?
    When is the proper date for me to kick my adult children out of the house?

    Do I keep on fishing right up until December 20, 2012?
    Do the hunters still chase Bambi for that perfect shot placement?
    Do I still go along with marriage plans for December 23, 2012?
    Do I still buy Christmas presents for my love ones?
    Do I need to bother to get a haircut for the 2012 holidays?
    Do I need to take a shower the night before the big event?

    If I find out I have cancer, do I bother to have treatments?
    If I survive, will there be a BOC for me to log onto?
    If cNd survives, will Reba, if not, what will happen to Russel?
    If Post survives, will he say, I told you so or good riddance?
    If OPJ survives, will he finally kill a turkey?
    If Reload survives, will he finally find his shells, so he can kill a coyote?
    If the world does end, will Mark J finally find someone that he can converse with on his level?
    If the world ends and DANZIG survives, he will be a miserable soul, for sure!

    These are a few of my Whens, Do's and Ifs, please feel free to add yours. Oh, by the way, please do it before December 21, 2012, thanks.
     
  2. rcbbracing

    rcbbracing New Member

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    When should i stop organizing my tackle?
    When should i stop keeping the house cleaned up?
    When should i decide no more college classes?
    When should i kiss my family for the last time?
    Do i have to wait till dec22nd to kick the guy in the teeth that started all the fuss about this?




    If the ancient Mayans had all the technology and tools to predict the end of the world then why did their culture die out? I def think what the mayans were predicting is misunderstood or misrepresented with the doomsday theorists...crazy thought either way tho...
     

  3. catfishinsc

    catfishinsc New Member

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    I'm going to go with what someone on another forum said:

    I think the guy making the calendar just got tired from all that chiseling.
     
  4. oh no

    oh no New Member

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    Will Ebay Survive???


    Will Jerry Springer still be on???
     
  5. big-muddy

    big-muddy New Member

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    will all the stars of hollywood run for the hills where people can still skin a buck and run a trotline?

    will i be on shore duty?
     
  6. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    NatGeo recently had a program about that called, "2012: Countdown to Armageddon". Some far out BS.
     
  7. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    I aint gonn loose a seconds sleep over it ,Mac. Some things in life just aint worth worrying over.:wink:
     
  8. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Show me the big red button and I'll push it now.:cool2:
     
  9. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    will liberals survive,cock roaches probably will,so.......
     
  10. corklabus

    corklabus New Member

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    Hey... You guys cut it out. My old lady told me six months ago my next sex date wasn't till Dec 13th 2012 !
     
  11. Catfishboy1995

    Catfishboy1995 New Member

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    it dont matter...as they said on the tv earlier every one that wants to go in to there shelters theya re gonna be 6 feet under if it even haooens..they said you have to stay at least 6 feet under ground other wise it will be like being in a x-ray machiene for 10 years!!!Lmao
     
  12. Wabash River Bear

    Wabash River Bear New Member

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    I aint buyin in to that BS, and even if I'm wrong, who will be around to say "I told you so". :wink:
    Has anybody ever considered that it may be a case of,,,some poor old Mayan dude sittin in his hut for years writin up a calender that goes on forever, and finally says "Enuff of this BS, I quit!" :eek:oooh: :smile2:
     
  13. Snagged2

    Snagged2 New Member

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    Will there be Beer?? Cause,,, ya, gotta eat!!!
     
  14. Boomer

    Boomer New Member

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    I watched the documentary of 2012. The only thing I buy into is the global warming part of it, makes sense to me.