Dear Abby,

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Ace, Oct 14, 2006.

  1. Ace

    Ace New Member

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    Dear Abby,
    >
    > I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    > could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now my wife
    > has
    > been cheating on me. The usual signs . . . Phone rings but if I answer,
    > the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
    > recently
    > although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from
    > work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her
    > taxi
    > coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a
    > car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
    > Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
    >
    > I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
    > went berserk and screamed I should never touch her phone again and why
    > was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never broached the subject
    > with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth,
    > but last
    > night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
    >
    > I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the
    > garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
    > street when she comes home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
    > Harley, I noticed the rocker boxes on my engine seem to be leaking a
    > little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back
    > to the dealer?
    >
    > Thanks,
    > HarleyMan


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  2. Hope

    Hope New Member

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    lol :lol: Priorities, priorities!
    I had to read it twice, just about, before I got it... :embarassed:

    Must need coffee!!

    Carolyn
     

  3. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    Thats a goodun!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. zappaf19

    zappaf19 New Member

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    Thats good!
    Bill
     
  5. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    ROLFMAO hahaha omg ACE wow that is hilarious best joke yet in my opinion. hahahaha ill have to remember that one and tell it to my friends dad who is a harley fanatic! lol thanks i needed that hahaha
     
  6. bud1110

    bud1110 New Member

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    Ace,

    I can always count on you for a good laugh..

    Thanks, I needed that..
     
  7. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    Ace,

    This post reminds me of the John Prine song, Dear Abby. Ever heard it?

    Take care.
    Cheryl