Daddy's Little girl........

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Angelkitty, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. Angelkitty

    Angelkitty New Member

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    A sweet story......

    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
    they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
    asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

    Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
    get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    Osama Bin Laden," she says

    Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock

    Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
    have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
    maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And
    if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
    everyone a lot. And then! He'd start going all over the place to tell
    everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
    pride.

    Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines could blow the cr@p out of him."
     
  2. JimmyJonny

    JimmyJonny Well-Known Member

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    A cute story with a darn good ending. Thanks for the post ; )

    -Jim-
     

  3. bigwhiskers

    bigwhiskers New Member

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    Good Girl!!!!!!!!!
    Bigwhiskers
     
  4. Plowboy411

    Plowboy411 New Member

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    that had me going the wrong way.LOL:smile2:
     
  5. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    Kids think and say the darndess things :eek:oooh::smile2:.
     
  6. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    GOOD STORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    That's the kind of stories I like! :big_smile:
     
  8. Reel_Blues

    Reel_Blues New Member

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    That was priceless and i really like the ending. That was truely a happy ending.:smile2::smile2::smile2::big_smile::big_smile::big_smile::wink::wink::wink::smile2::smile2::roll_eyes:
     
  9. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    That just might work. Its worth a try. Nothing else seems to be working. Call off our search and then he just might drop his guard and then special forces could take him out.
     
  10. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    I think that girl had some good raising. Thanks Trish
     
  11. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    My little girl will be the scout sniper that takes him out!
     
  12. willcat

    willcat New Member

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    the boys better watch out for her!!!
     
  13. bluejay

    bluejay Well-Known Member

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    I think she has to much on her mind for a little girl. LOL
     
  14. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Thanks for a cute story with a great ending. Enjoyed.