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Discussion in 'UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, etc.' started by smokey, Mar 11, 2009.
Happy Birthday Mr. Norris. 69.
69? Dang I hope I look as good as him at 69:smile2::smile2::0a32:
I would have never guessed he was that old.
Welcome tnvol. I hope you like this place as much as I do.Lots of really good people here.
With all due respect to Mr. Norris, but Bruce Lee whipped his butt in Return of the Dragon:smile2::wink:.
My favorite Norris movies are Missing in Action I and II.:cool2:
Welcome Jay to the BOC
Thanks! Glad to be here. Cant believe I didn't find this place sooner!
Forget Chuck, how about Cristie Brinkley in that workout commercial....lol:smile2::smile2::smile2:
yea i just gave him a whooping as bad as bruce lee did lol jkjk:smile2:
69 get out of here. :crazy:
For his age he can still hang with the best of them.
Im surprised that there has not been a Chuck Norris joke in here somewhere yet.
I would but would be skeered to go to bed tonight. I met him about 20 years ago in a gun shop in Commiefornia while buying a pistol. Heck of a nice guy!
Super Man has Chuck Morris PJs.Okay I'll start
here we go...:roll_eyes:...:smile2:...
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper. haha i know an amazing one but id probally get kicked off of here if i posted it
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuch Norries is so fast he can spit in the wind, duck and let it hit the person behind him. And what are they gonna do about it, its chuck freaking norris.
Okay im in...:roll_eyes:...Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!