Christmas catfishing carol contest

Discussion in 'LOCAL OHIO TALK' started by catcrazed, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. catcrazed

    catcrazed New Member

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    Grandma said she wanted to go fishin
    meet me at the ramp at 8ammmmm​

    Told her that we me have to be driftin
    Cause I have no clue where currents beennnn​

    She told me bring uh big o bag oh skippies
    we may find some big shad on the way​

    Forgot the throw net so shes freakin bichennn
    But I dont care cause catfish we will slayyyy​

    pole bends granny saids that its a bigginnnn
    Good thing cause she could die any dayyyyy​

    channels, bules, and flatties were uh swimmin
    to the bottom of my boat all freakin day​

    Next thing I know ole gramma was a swimmin
    No dout this is the pb of the dayyyyyyyyyyyy​

    Once again ole gramma is uh freakin bichennnnnn
    cause she don't like those big catfish playyyyyyyyy​

    Thanks for the applause fellas, lets here whatcha got!!​
     
  2. centexcop

    centexcop New Member

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    Drifting across the cove
    In a brand new catfish boat
    O’er the humps we go
    Drifting all the way
    Shad on circles bounce
    Making spirits bright
    What fun it is to catfish
    A drifting song tonight

    Oh, Catfish Blue, Catfish Blue
    Catfish all the way
    Oh what fun it is to drift
    In a brand new catfish boat
    Catfish Blue, catfish Blue,
    Catfish all the way
    Oh what fun it is to drift
    In a new catfish boat.
     
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  3. catcrazed

    catcrazed New Member

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    Crap!!! I screwed up my last line.

    Its supposed to say "cause she dont like HOW those big catfish play.
     
  4. Catfish_Rob

    Catfish_Rob New Member

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    Love it.
     
  5. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    As fishermen watched their rods by night
    all seated on the ground,
    an officer of the DNR came down
    and shone his flash light round.

    Fear not said he for mighty dread
    made them both shake with fear,
    if you can show me two licenses
    I'll leave you both right here

    Licenses we cannot show
    we just came down to fish
    a catfish for his Christmas dinner
    is our daddies Christmas wish

    The law man thought and said ok
    this once I'll let you go
    cos you must really love your daddy
    to be fishin in the snow.

    As he walked away they heaved a sigh
    for their butts were all a pucker,
    Billy looked at Bob and whispered low
    I really hate that fu....... err, fellow.


    For they had told a lie you see
    and the law man hated liars
    so as he walked by their pick up truck,
    he let down all its tires.

    ...W
     
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  6. head hunter

    head hunter New Member

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    look in general conversation area
     
  7. GrandpaGoneFishing

    GrandpaGoneFishing New Member

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    You are all cracking me up!
     
  8. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    i vote winston win,thats a funny song right there.:smile2:
     
  9. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    Clickers scream shut up and listen
    waters edge the shad are twitchin
    a beautiful sight my personal best tonight
    fishin in the old river bend!
     
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  10. head hunter

    head hunter New Member

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    there all good ,, great job guys,,let's here more if you got'em
     
  11. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    LMAO! I TRIED!:embarassed::big_smile:
     
  12. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Good stuff guys! :big_smile: rollo
     
  13. smoothkip25

    smoothkip25 New Member

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    Rollos pissed.........., ya better listen
    hes at wits end,.......... here comes the bitchin
    I hope fists dont fly
    on the river some night
    Welcome to the days of our lives!

    On the river we can catch a flathead........
    and pretend we are catfish pros...........

    I say are ya married he said no man
    I run with all the girls all over town........

    Later on we conspire..........., on the bank by the fire
    drinking Busch lights, pass the peace pipe
    Welcome to the days of our lives!
    Hope ya like it Rollo!:smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  14. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    Why don't you guys write down the song these are to be sung with, Your hurting my head trying to guess! lol :crazy:
     
  15. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Well, Kip's is "Winter Wonderland" and centex's is "Jingle Bells"......Winston's is "While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks".....lemme see what else I can figure out. :smile2:
     
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  16. flatheadslayer

    flatheadslayer New Member

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    'jingle bells'


    catfish slime
    catfish slime
    every single day.
    oh what fun it is to wipe that catfish slime away.

    i'm sittin in my boat,
    i've been there all day long.
    then i start to thinkin',
    what did i do wrong.

    now its gettin' dark,
    i left my lights in the truck.
    i may have to leave,
    or on the river i'm stuck.

    but about that time,
    i get a real good bite.
    i grab my rod & reel,
    and snatch with all my mite.

    the fight is on,
    the fight is on,
    i hooked a real big flat.
    i see him once,
    an say to myself "oh man that boy is fat".

    i fight & fight,
    an get him in the boat.
    i take the time ,to look at my prize,
    an a lump comes in my throat.

    i wish i'd die,
    i want to cry.
    my flat ain't all that great,
    it turns out to be a blue,
    nothin' but cut bait.:big_smile:
     
  17. centexcop

    centexcop New Member

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    Maybe you can figure out what this one is sung to.....:smile2::smile2:
    On the first day of Christmas
    My buddy sent to me
    A sea ark in green and blue.

    On the second day of Christmas
    My buddy sent to me
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the third day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the fourth day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the fith day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Seven 12 inch leaders,
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Eight Lowrance Hot Spots,
    Seven 12 inch leaders,
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Nine catfish biting,
    Eight Lowrance hotspots,
    Seven 12 inch leaders,
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Ten bluegill swimming
    Nine catfish biting,
    Eight lowrance hotspots,
    Seven 12 inch leaders,
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Eleven days of fishing,
    Ten bluegill swimming,
    Nine catfish biting
    Eight lowrance hotspots,
    Seven 12 inch leaders,
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels
    And a sea ark in green and blue.

    On the twelveth day of Christmas,
    My buddy sent to me
    Twelve gallons of gas,
    Eleven days of fishing,
    Ten bluegill swimming,
    Nine catfish biting,
    Eight lowrance hotspots,
    Seven 12 inch leaders,
    Six ugly stick rods,
    Five gizzard shad,
    Four no roll molds,
    Three drift socks,
    Two catfish reels,
    And a sea ark in green and blue.
     
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2009
  18. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Wow, Joey, that one took some work! I'm having a great time on this thread singing (or attempting to :smile2:) all these new Christmas carols.

    I LUVED that, especially singing "Five gizzard shad!!!!!!!!" instead of five golden rings.

    You guys are fun! :cool2:
     
  19. centexcop

    centexcop New Member

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    Yeah, that one took some time to do. Here I am driving down the road, and i've got three windows up, one for the BOC, and two in word for writing songs.....:smile2::smile2:
     
  20. head hunter

    head hunter New Member

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    WOW,, THAT WAS GOOD,,, BUT ,,YOU GOTTA
    KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD,
    AND YOUR HANDS UPON THE WHEEL, :smile2::smile2::smile2: