Children's Science Exam Answers.

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  1. Ace

    Ace New Member

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    Children's Science Exam Answers.

    Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A:
    Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
    like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
    perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the
    Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there
    is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun
    joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your
    bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his
    boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.

    Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the bull
    instead of the cow.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The
    body is consisted into three parts---the brainium, the borax and the
    abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
    heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I,
    O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" A: The Caesarean Section
    is a district in Rome.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after
    you be eight.



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  2. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    I like the milk one, needed a smile after last night, THANKS
     

  3. catman529

    catman529 New Member

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    That is my favorite...how do dead sheep and canoests get into our water supply? Where does that kid live?:lol: :lol:
     
  4. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    Thats just plain cute! Loved it!:big_smile:
     
  5. bud1110

    bud1110 New Member

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    Very Good post Ace,

    Thanks for sharing..
     
  6. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY ANSWERES!!! lol good post.
     
  7. ka_c4_boom

    ka_c4_boom New Member

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    some them sound like the way we talk round here in ky :lol: