Well folks, I usually don't tell these kinds of tales on my self but, I can't help it!!! Last night the wife and I decided to hit the river and do a little relaxing(cause the fish weren't hungry). About 9:00 a barge was passing and the first set of wakes came past, they weren't to bad. I was in the middle of rebaiting a line when the second wave hit, we got tossed around pretty good that time and, I lost my balance and almost when for a swim(was standing). I hit my side on the edge of the boat and My (company)cell phone went for a swim instead. After telling my boss where the phone was, all he said was "Did you dive in after it?", I said, "Well No!" He just giggled and said no more. But now I keep getting these strange calls from a guy calling himself Spongebob Squarepants, LOL!!!