Catfisherman, Bassfisherman, Crappiefisherman, Who's smarter?

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  1. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    I just heard this one, thought it was pretty funny, hope you enjoy.

    There were three fishermen about to be executed in a foreign country. The first one up was a Crappiefisherman. He put his head inside the Guillotine. The exicutioner asked; " Do you have any last words?" The Crappiefisherman replied; "Long live Crappie!" The exicutioner pulleed the rope..the blade fell. And stopped about an inch from the Crappiefisherman's neck. The exicutioner said; "Hmmm, God must be with you". So they released him.

    Next up was the Catfisherman. He put his head inside the Guillotine. The exicutioner asked; " Do you have any last words?" The Catfisherman replied; "Catfish Forever!!" The exicutioner pulleed the rope..the blade fell. And stopped about an inch from the Crappiefisherman's neck. The exicutioner said; "Hmmm, God must be with you". So they released him.

    Then up came the Bassfisherman. He put his head inside the Guillotine. The exicutioner asked; " Do you have any last words?" The Bassfisherman looked up and said; "Yeah, you got a knot in your rope."

    No offense to anyone of course....:lol:
     
  2. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Yeah, but I speak the truth...LMAO:lol:

    Actually I just got back from the Mountains where I fished for Bass all day.......:eek:oooh: :eek:oooh: :eek:oooh:
     

  3. RIP

    RIP New Member

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    Zakk, Zakk, Zakk, oh waite you just got back from a bass fishing trip didn't you. HUMMMM. LOL
     
  4. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    This is how catfisherman loose their minds, they get duped into thinking that fishing for bass is a sport, LOL!!!
     
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    redneckdrum New Member

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  6. Dreadnaught

    Dreadnaught New Member

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    Now that was funny!!!
    You see,.... the bass fisherman told the exicutioner about the knott in his rope, that wasn't letting the blade go all the way down, LOL!!!
    Good thing I brought My crayons with me, LOL!!!
     
  7. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Are you a bass fisherman? LMAO! Just kidding man. It's what JW said...:big_smile:
     
  8. Dragger

    Dragger New Member

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    Well, Lets see how much trouble Zakk will get into with this one...... Zakk it is funny though:lol:
     
  9. Buddrice

    Buddrice New Member

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    Great post Zakk,LMAO.Bass people and catfishermen, there is no comparison.Heck it was probably a catfisherman that put the knot in the rope..LOL
     
  10. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    LOL! You guys ain't right, that was funny Buddrice, but you're probably right, a catfisherman probably did put the knot in the line....or maybe he put a snell in it.....:big_smile:
     
  11. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    LMAO!:lol::lol::lol::lol: Good one Zakk!
     
  12. rednecksportsman511

    rednecksportsman511 New Member

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    jerseycat9 New Member

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    Almost got me with that one I like them trick questions but everybody knows catfisherman secretly rule the world
     
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    OH!..............OK!
     
  15. curdog

    curdog New Member

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    That was a good Joke! I liked that one. lol
     
  16. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    Son, you ain't right! Was that bass fisherman's name Mellon by any chance?
     
  17. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    naww.A Cat fisherman would have took out the knot just before the Bass fisherman's turn.peewee-williams
     
  18. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Ohhh....Good one! LOL!