Busted by the Y.P. !!! Ever had that happen to you??

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  1. jdstraka

    jdstraka Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Yup that's right Brothers. I was fixin (That be down south talk (Fixin) :wink: Them boys are always Fixin to fix something, I'm fixin to fix my truck,I'm Fixin to fix me some grub, I'm fixin to fix my bush hog ) Anyway I was fixin to go fishing this morning with My good Friend and Beer Drinkin Buddy Harley and the Y.P Busted me and said No Dice,Now for those of you don't know who the Y.P. are it be the WIFE= Yard Police She tells my that there Won't be No fishing,Beer Drinkin,or playing around on the puter today with my friends till the grass gets mowed and weed whacked,Now Don't that just frost a man??? She has some Wild Expectation that Grass is more Important than fishing and Beer drinkin. I have noticed that she the Wife A.K.A.(Big Bula Mae) has changed ever she joined that group down at the Church last year,I think it's called Sisters of Eternal Damination or something like that.So now I have to go to plan (B) which is I'm Fixin to buy me 2 goats and that should take care of the grass cuttin deal. Tight lines Brothers,J.D.
     
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  2. Phil Washburn

    Phil Washburn New Member

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    John, i think i married your wifes sister!:eek:oooh:
     

  3. msd7806

    msd7806 New Member

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    Thats good stuff right there.
     
  4. ammo warrior

    ammo warrior Member

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    John, your a hoot, but it sounds like yo fixin to be a dead hoot if you don't git the yard mowd. Better git after it. Yes...tight line(s) I'll hava beer for ya...maybe two:big_smile:
     
  5. rcbbracing

    rcbbracing New Member

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    great story man...sorry to hear she is tightening down on ya!
     
  6. Ol Man

    Ol Man New Member

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    Yeah JD, if you don't obey the YP, then yer the one that may get "fixed". YP may be fixin' to do that as we type...:smile2::smile2:
     
  7. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    John your getting ready to add to your problem. I wouldn't be surprised to see Bula Mae sell your boat. That GOAT will eat every thing in sight.(Flowers Rose Bushes) Then she will require you to pick up all the goat droppings.:smile2:
     
  8. SGTREDNECK

    SGTREDNECK New Member

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    John thats why I am fixin to be single here in about 30 days. No more Y.P's for me for a long time. I got too much hunting and fishing to do.:big_smile:
     
  9. Bill in SC

    Bill in SC New Member

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    I'm fixin' to rep ya for that post, JD! :)

    BB in SC
     
  10. Dirtdobber

    Dirtdobber Guest Staff Member

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    Thanks JD I was laughing at your post and my better half read over my shoulder and now I have just come in from mowing our yard. ON top of that she told me it was to late to fish, company coming.
     
  11. cheapNdisgusting

    cheapNdisgusting Well-Known Member Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    I'm fixin to say something that will probably get me in trouble.

    Women are like crows - when they are upset about something - everybody within a mile knows it!
     
  12. Dirtdobber

    Dirtdobber Guest Staff Member

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    Thought you were old enough to know better than to say something like that.:crazy:
     
  13. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    Why do think I get up before daylight and go or explain about how much it will cost to fix the mower [until she had me buy a new one] darn Wally world sales any way:roll_eyes:
     
  14. cheapNdisgusting

    cheapNdisgusting Well-Known Member Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    I also know that women are like crows because they both really like bright shiny things.
     
  15. brian88b

    brian88b Member

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    LMAO !!! But one thing you spelled it wrong, lol:wink: It's Fix'un. lol funny story thanks for the laugh
     
  16. rockbass

    rockbass New Member

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    Funny Stuff!:smile2:
     
  17. plainsman

    plainsman New Member Supporting Member

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    It must be tough on them when they are girlfriends. Once they become wives they are programed to prevent a man from doing what he enjoys.
     
  18. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    lol JD you are killing me:smile2::smile2::smile2:

     
  19. JimmyJonny

    JimmyJonny Well-Known Member

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    John, I have the same problem here except we call ours the " FP ".......or better known as the "fun police".

    Drink ya a 6-pack then go tell the wife it's almost winter and the grass will die anywayz ; )~
     
  20. boswifedeb

    boswifedeb USCA Jailhouse Lawyer

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    Now Zalma, you are going to be in trouble!! Not all of women are like that. I'm the one that's always telling Bo "To hell with the grass, it'll be here tomorrow! Let's go fishin'!!".:smile2: