"Bump"

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by postbeetle, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Things that go "bump" in the night, or in the day for that matter. Kind of a fun way to spend money.

    Remember those bumper cars, see somebody ya don't like and poke at 'em. See somebody ya like and poke at 'em. Almost as fun as going to the skating rink.

    I love "bumping" I can do it as well as anybody. Watch me!

    Need a hot dog, with mustard. Save the relish to put down someone's neck.
     
  2. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    riddle me this, riddle me that. does anyone know what John is getting at?
     

  3. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Power, SSgt. Some people have it. Some people don't. Some people when they have it abuse it. The trick is to know is to know when it is apparent and when it is abused. Power has as strange effect on people. Secrets and intrigue and no self confidence lead people to think they are better than other people, if not because of fear, then out of shame itself.

    Bumper cars, as long as the battery works, is a fun way to let off steam. The world ain't gonna be any different tomorrow. somebody else will write another book.
     
  4. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    Me thinks the bumper cars are a diversion.

    The true problem remains with the hotdog.
     
  5. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Bluffs are just something to fall off of my Dear. The higher the bluff the more bones you break in your face when you land. Although we aren't talking bluffs here, it is still a high place. One only eagles or vultures descend on. But what is an eagle, other than a good looking vulture.
     
  6. Arkansascatman777

    Arkansascatman777 New Member

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    John, you catch on fast my friend. Say what you mean without coming out and saying what you mean:wink::smile2:.
     
  7. Catcaller

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    You know John...the bumper cars were never really my bag.

    Not enough velocity to accurately direct my ire. :wink:

    I always went to the go-cart track instead.

    Preferrably with a bunch of buddies....and more than likely there's gonna be somone there you don't really care for...or at the very least someone who LOOKS like someone you don't like.

    Make a mad dash when the gate opens for the fast #3...and it's on.

    All of a sudden it's Talledega speedway...HA HA buddy...you were going one way...until I spun you out!!

    Black flag??? Now way man...not this lap!

    What TH....????

    Dammit man...I hate those remote control kill switches.

    That just ain't right. Get the hell off my cloud!

    And here I was just gettin' warmed up for the victory lap!

    Story of my life.
     
  8. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    ah-ha, i see it all so clearly now. tell me John, who is it that has put you in such a tizzy. it is apparent that someone has upset you to the point that you would like to run them over with a bumper car. if you dont ant to tell me, thats perfectly fine. you know what is more fun to use to let off some steam and get back at those who have wronged you? an up-armored 7-ton. that will get your point across.
     
  9. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Gimme a deuce and a half with an armored turret. I'll drive, you swing the sucker. If I got to point that front end at an Eagle, give me a heads up. They are protected you realize. Their feathers fly in the wind just like a turkeys does. Don't tell the DNR. We just got to hope for enough wind to disappear the feathers. I get the wishbone to make a wish.
     
  10. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    a good deuce and a half is nice, but if you hit that sucker with a 7-ton, you will not have to worry about the feather or anything else for that matter. might not be a wishbone left. if you smoke it with a .50 cal, all that will be left is the feather. then all you have to tell DNR is that it was a crow with albino tendancies. as far as eagles go, they will poop on your car as easily as a pigeon. yes they are pretty, and yes they are our countries national emblem, but i am betting the fry up just like chicken.
     
  11. anchorpuller

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    It's getting dark. Squintingly, I deduce. Chicken Lips.

    Hot dogs, Vultures, Eagles, even vienna sausages......

    Chicken Lips. You can't disquise them enough to make them desired.
     
  12. Kat-tamer

    Kat-tamer New Member

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    You better watch what ya say about that kinda thing round here!:smile2:
    PB got us all into trouble before talkin bout bird recipes!:wink:
     
  13. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    oh i know shiela, i was there for that.
     
  14. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Respect, a funny word. Means ya like someone. When ya don't like someone it usually means you could care less if they existed. You exist and I like ya. Gonna do something for ya, clear my cookies and give it to ya. Put a smile on your face and enjoy it. Tomorrow is another day and in Iowa that means only one thing. It will be different than today.
     
  15. catfishcrazy256

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    bummer cars hot dogs duce& 1/2 ?????????????:smile2:
     
  16. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    welcome to our world Pat. would you like to jump into the fray?
     
  17. willcat

    willcat New Member

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    Maybe ur just talking bout random posts just to get another post to ur credit???? or posting to get that thread "bumped" back to the top, or who knows, it doesn't matter, we like reading it when u post it anyway, it is a good read whenever it comes from the "beetle"!!!
     
  18. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    he is pushing to get that knighthood, you know. lol.
     
  19. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    Another post is "a good thing" is it not, as Martha would say. I wonder if Martha can "cook"
     
  20. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    maybe she can fry something up for you?