This bulletin has just crossed the BOC wires. I would proudly like to announce the I , John, Postmortem Beetle, Dung Rolling Bug, Deathwatch Beetle, Xestobium rufovillosum, Pain in the rear to all living creatures, nemesis to power and authority, lover of beer and women, devoted husband to Nancy (when she is in a good mood), caretaker of multiple snakes and killer of redtail hawks, kisser of good looking babies (of which there are very few, sorry Mom's), voter in every election, good citizen (when the Republicans are in power), and Professor to Kenny, I will have, when I hit the submit button (TA-Da, drum roll) > < > < Just typed my one thousands and eighth post. I have done that with no fingers, using only my nose. I am the only true bobble-head. Perhaps that will be recognized with a special award at the next fish fry. See you new members it is not hard to get to where I am at. You write junk like this and before you know it you will have 10,000,000 posts. And with such wonderful members I guarantee you no one will laugh at you or disparage you. So jump on in here, the water is cold but relatively clean. Postbeetle.