Buffalo and Fishing Theory

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  1. Bubbakat

    Bubbakat New Member

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    Buffalo and Fishing Theory

    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. The slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making It possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo, the weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive drinking and excessive fishing, making the brain operate faster.

    The moral of the story: Drink more and fish more, it will make you smarter.

    :) :)
     
  2. Rainman4u2

    Rainman4u2 Guest

    Wow!!! I'm not sure how that works, but it makes sense.

    Ray
     

  3. Patmansc

    Patmansc Well-Known Member

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    I thought that it was market hunters that killed off the buffalo? (Hope I don't screw up your thread).
     
  4. Cyclops01

    Cyclops01 New Member

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    Will,

    Some day soon we'll have to get together. A bottle of George Dickle, some fishing and a mess of super sonic brain cells... :thumbsup:

    Mike
     
  5. pendog66

    pendog66 New Member

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    great post, maybe we should all try that here pretty soon
     
  6. dinkbuster1

    dinkbuster1 New Member

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    a man after my own heart!:D :D :D :thumbsup:
     
  7. dwreel

    dwreel New Member

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    I'm doing it in stages. I've finished the drinking stage and am currently working on the "fish more stage". Will my system work?? :D