Bubbakat has made a mistake.

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Bubbakat, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. Bubbakat

    Bubbakat New Member

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    Well as many of us get older we have a tendency to forget things. You know birthdays and such. Well my wifes birthday came and went without a word from me. A mistake let me tell you.

    She said in a very few words in a very loud voice there had better be something in the drive way tomorrow morning that will go from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds if you plan on still making you residence here.

    I got up this morning and went and got it. I wrapped it in pretty paper and drove back to the house and put it in the drive way. I parked up the street and hid so she couldn't see me. Wanted to see her reactions. Well she commenced to open it and when she finally got it opened and say those pink bathroom scales, needless to say I am looking for a place to stay.

    :lol: :lol:
     
  2. catchinghogs

    catchinghogs Well-Known Member

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  3. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    LMAO, thanks brother. I am gonna get my wife one of those.
     
  4. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    Women just don't have a sense of humor sometimes.:big_smile: Do they Bubba?:roll_eyes: Move over LITTLE DOGGIE!!
     
  5. dcaruthers

    dcaruthers New Member

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    Good 1 Will but my wife didn't think it was funny lol.
     
  6. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Theres a big dog movein in! LOL! GOOD ONE WILLARD!
     
  7. dreamer34

    dreamer34 New Member

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    you're welcome at my house....lol
     
  8. BamaCats Lady

    BamaCats Lady New Member

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    and here I really thought you missed your wife's birthday.... man I can be such a sucker!
     
  9. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

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    Willard I got an extra tent,I bring it for you.


    LMao
     
  10. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    Willard, you are da man. Why is it that I can believe it could be for real?
     
  11. jlingle

    jlingle New Member

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    Oh my gosh, I about swallowed my tongue I was laughing so hard. That was a goodun. Thanks!
     
  12. Bubbakat

    Bubbakat New Member

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    You might ought to lean that way Bob. Hey when we meet in sept. Remind me to tell you about a prank I pulled on her at wally world. She will kill me if she reads this.:lol: :lol:
     
  13. Cheryl

    Cheryl Well-Known Member

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    Good one Willard! I bought it right up till the end. LMAO. Take care.
     
  14. copycat

    copycat New Member

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    Good one! LOL
    The only question is where between 0 and 200 is her "cruising speed" LMAO:big_smile:
     
  15. ShilohRed

    ShilohRed New Member

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    Willard I will not tell Donna about this. Just ask her if she knows. LOL
    Man I can see it now.. Old Willard having to sleep in the jail HEHE
    Pete
     
  16. jim

    jim New Member

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    Well Bubba coincidently there was a post recently about dealing with the loss of a loved one.Since you forgot her birthday AND made a reference to her weight I suspect we will all be dealing with the loss of a BOC brother shortly:lol: :eek:oooh: :tounge_out: To show you my heart is in the right place can I have all your fishing stuff???:roll_eyes: Anything I catch on it I will give full credit to you on my fishing report.I'll also try and help as much as I can on the Boat problems.:cool2: :wink: :lol: :smile2:
     
  17. buddah

    buddah New Member

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    For some reason my wife didn't seem to think that was as funny as I did? I'm ROFLMAO! Very clever indeed!
     
  18. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    Willard, I got that one while back and forwarded to my wife... she had no comment so don't guess she thought it was funny.
     
  19. Coyote1

    Coyote1 New Member

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    Dear Brother King;
    Willard, that you are still ALIVE is a MIRACLE!! Your wife MUST be a Saint!
    I shan't tell you what the penalty would be if I did something to my wife that was THAT STUPID!!
    A "man", and I use the term very lightly, like that only makes me ashamed:embarassed: because it makes all of the other GOOD men look bad!!! :angry:
    If it was a Joke of some kind, ... well all I can say is don't give up your day job yet! :lol: Silly humans! <chuckling snort>:roll_eyes:
    Fraternally,
    Coyote1
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  20. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    I once put a "WIDE LOAD"sign on the back of my first wife's car.She drove it all over town,before her mother saw it.That "Evil"woman told her.Yep!I was accused!Was it worth it?Yep! peewee-williams