Broke-back Mellon; a poem

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by flathunter, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Broke-back Mellon, he's so sad. . .
    Thinks his fishin' good buddy's gone bad.
    It's only a guess, but I'm surmisin'
    Could be a split on the horizon.

    Broke-back Mellon's good with his words. . .
    But driving to Dayton is for the birds.
    Mellonhead can talk a good story.
    His fishing tales are full of glory.

    He throws a cast-net like a one-armed bandit. . .
    If there's bait to be netted, he'll never land it.
    Cause with a flick of his wrist it's "bye bye net!"
    If he gets his way, we'll all be in debt.

    Landing big Cats is not his fortay. . .
    Because all of his knots begin to fray.
    He casts his bait into a tree
    And I fall off my chair as I laugh with glee.

    If you're fishing with Bryan you'd best be wary. . .
    'Cause the distance you'll go, his weight you will carry.
    He has to stop and take a breath.
    Rearrange. . . take another step.
    "The yellow bag of death" he calls his load. . .
    Just stop your whining, you big ole toad!

    If you're in a boat, for God's sake - don't let him steer. . .
    Or for your safety, you will fear.
    'Cause pulling up anchor is no simple feat.
    He'll pull you under without leaving his seat.

    So if you get a call from H2O. . .
    Consider the risks before you go.
    Make peace with your God, your rod, and your women
    Before you go fishing with a guy named Mellon.
     
  2. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    Flathunter - Great poem! Keep on posting the Mellon reports!:lol:
     

  3. Katmaster Jr.

    Katmaster Jr. New Member

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    Now that blows Mellon's poem out of the water!:lol:
     
  4. FishMan

    FishMan New Member

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    sorry mellon this poem has you bestest.
    but keep on trying cause your being tested.
     
  5. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    Copycat. Noone likes a copy cat. (unless it's BOC Mbr; Copycat)
     
  6. zappaf19

    zappaf19 New Member

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    I agree with catmaster!
    Bill
     
  7. wolfman

    wolfman Well-Known Member

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    Jack, you have talent brother
     
  8. blackhorse83

    blackhorse83 New Member

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    Thats great, and on it goes.
     
  9. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    jeez you two are really goin at it! but by far, your poem just kicks mellons butt on that one!
     
  10. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    Bryan, My Poem is better than yours:big_smile:
     
  11. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    I forgot a verse.

    At the end of the night a skunk you will be smellin'
    Whenever you are fishing with H20 Mellon!
     
  12. brad kilpatrick

    brad kilpatrick New Member

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    Jack, thats laugh out loud funny!!!!
     
  13. squirtspop

    squirtspop New Member

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    I love it! Now I know what you do in those silent moments when you're fishing and no talking going on. Probably have a pen and paper in the tackle box to take notes for the poems. Good job!
     
  14. RamRod

    RamRod New Member

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    Awesome poem brother, definitely gives a person second thoughts on fishing with that Mellonhead!:crazy:
     
  15. SeedTick

    SeedTick New Member

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    I'm sorry Bryan but Jack wins.

    ST
     
  16. dip

    dip New Member

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  17. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    I am protesting. This is an official BOC PROTEST! Yesterday Jack told me that he had his wife do the poem. I think he should be disqualified!