Ok. When I was in Iowa I called PB and got directions. He told me where to get off the Interstate and get on a state road. This is good. Then he told me how many miles till I turn off on a gravel road. This is getting better. When I come to the fork in the road I'm supposed to go to the left, pass several farms and look for a small gravel road. This is getting really good now - 3 gravel roads - good sign. I turned into the 3rd. gravel road - down a hill - past a pond - up the other side and into a front yard that was manicured perfectly. I figured I was in the wrong place. No selfrespecting catfisherman could possibly live here. No junk cars, leaning gate, tire swing, on and on - no sign that a catfisherman had ever been there. I was about to make another call for directions and out stepped Beetlejuice and his absolutely beautiful wife Nancy. Seeing her was worth the drive. I felt like I should wipe my feet before I get out of the car. They greeted me and started to show me around.To my dissmay, Nancy went in the house and PB took me on a tour. He has a garden - I have a garden. He has a garden that looks like an exterior designer laid it out with everything growing in it's own little plot. Paths perfectly manicured around everything, a potting shed that most deer hunters would die for, every plot was held in neatly by railroad ties. The plants were really healthy and full of whatever they do. It was like a garden show. Man was I out of place. In my garden I've got free range tomatoes, free range peppers, and so on. Then we spent about 5 min. walking around the house. Every inch was landscaped (this means stuff growing for the any of you in Kentucky). Everywhere I looked there was stuff with fancy names that a deer would love to get into. White graveled walkways, stuff sitting around that actually looked good. Of course, the house was picture perfect. Probably was a cover photo on some kind of city book. I did notice that there were NO catfish heads nailed up anywhere. (a clue) I'm a catfisherman and know a lot of other catfishermen and women. I am led to believe that Postbeetle is a "makebelieve" catfisherman and therefor I am going to start a campaign (with proof) to have him banned from this site. More proof will follow. You ought to see the rest of the property (probably used to be part of Missouri.) Time to go cool off.