Bill Cosby for pres? Hmm could be...

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by skawez, Oct 19, 2008.

  1. skawez

    skawez Member

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    Bill Cosby HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
    HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

    (1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

    (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
    We will use the '
    Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

    (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

    (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire onSOUTHBOUND aliens.

    (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.


    (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

    (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

    (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

    (9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

    (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

    (11) The Pledge of Allegiancewill be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

    (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

    Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
    God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

    Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
     
  2. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    Ok now I'll probably step on some toes. I don't care for Bill Cosby however I think he could do as good a job (if not better )than the (2) jokers we have running!!
     

  3. skawez

    skawez Member

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    im not so sure my 6yr old couldnt do as good as the 2 we have nominated to run
     
  4. ryang

    ryang Well-Known Member

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  5. skawez

    skawez Member

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  6. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Any CPA with half a brain would do better, heck I can balance a checkbook. Pick me I'm pretty cheap. :wink:
     
  7. JERMSQUIRM

    JERMSQUIRM New Member

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    i would vote for ANYBODY that would do just that!:wink: why do ya think were in the mess were in? because we do the exact OPPOSITE!:wink:

    heck were rebuilding iraq while the americans economy and economic future is colapsing under corruption and greed and were bailing them out too.

    MY Q IS!

    how many forign nations can a broke nation fund?
     
  8. Dano

    Dano New Member

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    yea, its easy to see it wasnt Bill Cosby. No need to check snoops.
    Isnt his style to say something like that.

    but, i like it. Makes sense to me
     
  9. whisker maniac

    whisker maniac New Member

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    I would definately feel more comfortable about where our country is headed with Bill in the white house than any of the others. I think he should run and I believe if he did he would probably win. People are so sick of regular politicians that they would vote for anyone else but one.
     
  10. jtrew

    jtrew New Member

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    Cosby, maybe; Obama, no. Colin Powell, definitely.
     
  11. olefin

    olefin New Member

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    Well, here is one that Bill Crosby did say and I love it! :big_smile: