biggest lie

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Wil, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    ok, so, everyone here is a fisherman.. so, everyone here tells lies!! so im asking whats the bigges lie youve ever told. me? i convinced all of my little cousins that if they did drugs, the chemicals in the drugs would attack the ligaments and cartilage in their bodies and cause their limbs to fall of one by one starting at the feet and itd keep eating them until there was nothing but their head left.. haha it was funny
     
  2. BKS72

    BKS72 New Member

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    I've never told a lie. Oh, wait, yeah that was probably just my biggest one....:wink:
     

  3. gonecatn

    gonecatn New Member

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    Will, The only time a fisherman is really tellin the truth is when he is callin another fisherman a liar.....heheh
     
  4. zappaf19

    zappaf19 New Member

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    I have a sign thats says "I fish, there for I lie"
    Lieing is such a harsh word. Maybe stretching the truth would be better. LOL
    Bill
     
  5. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    haha ok how long have you stretched the truth?
     
  6. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Hmmm ,gettin personal now ,ain't ya:smile2:It dont matter ,If I dont tell the truth ,My wife will bust me . Soooo I try real hard to remember exactly what i say to her . cause she remembers EVERYTHING I cant win an thats NO lie.
     
  7. Stubby

    Stubby New Member

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    I told Dad I did't do it-Bad mestake
     
  8. SSgt Fishslayer

    SSgt Fishslayer New Member

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    well now if i told you my biggest then it would be a lie anymore, and i would have to lie about something else to make up for it.
     
  9. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    One way to measure a lie. " It's truth wrapped up in a napkin":smile2:
     
  10. john catfish young

    john catfish young New Member

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    I once had a plaque that stated.....early to bed..early to rise.. fish like He#& and make up lies. But me..I always tell the truth..even when I'm lying.:wink:
     
  11. Flintman

    Flintman New Member

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    When I was driving over the road, I stayed in a motel in North Dokata one winter. Man it was cold and blew a snow storm in like I've never seen before. When I woke up the next morning that strong wind and heavy snow had blown a 7 ft. snow drift right thru the keyhole. Thats the truth, best as I can remember !
     
  12. whiteriverbigcats

    whiteriverbigcats New Member

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    Ever since the spaceship droped me off, I just cant lie anymore...

    But one time i did hold my breath for 18 mins under water before..

    And I was the only kid that ever went Snipe Hunting that caught one..

    But as for lying, Its wrong and I just wont do it...

    There are many Paths we take in life.. I just chose the Psychopath....
     
  13. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    fisherman dont lie :smile2: only coon hunters lol :big_smile:
     
  14. cheapNdisgusting

    cheapNdisgusting Well-Known Member Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    When my wife asks "does this dress make my butt look big"? I have no choice!!!
     
  15. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    theres an old saying that goes with coonhunting..

    "when the tailgate drops.. the bull$h!t stops!" lol
     
  16. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    wife; honey, do you mind rubbing my feet, they're really sore.

    me; No dear....I dont mind at all.