BEWARE of The Black Hearted Mermaid!

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  1. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    (dedicated to BoC Ramblers)
    Ladies and Gents-BEWARE OF THE BLACK HEARTED MERMAID!
    She is out there ready to cause you grief-steel your pleasure from you....you can see her anytime day or night around some lonely bend in the river or on a lake in some shallows and belive me if she wants your Mo-Jo then you are a marked fisher-It is said she has the bueaty of a the most bueatiful in the world-her strength is ten fold of that of the strongest of man and her intelligence and witt cannot be beat.
    If she is feeling playful she will steal your bait...maybe tie your line round a log or just tell the fish to go away....and if you see her "expecialey in the day" it has been told the man that did was taken to the depths and showed ole Wize one Whiskers-when he was returned to his boat he left the water to NEVER return-sold everything and the legend preceeds itself specialley in these parts..............................Its a real storey to hear (NUTTER TIME)
    So be on the Watch for her and be prepared if she wants your pleasure... she is gonna find you no matter where yer honey hole is...........
    BEWARE OF THE BLACKHEARTED MERMAID!
     
  2. Jerry60k

    Jerry60k New Member

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  3. oh no

    oh no New Member

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    Where did you get those pictures, they are wild.
     
  4. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    Wow Jerry, that was this close to us??? :crazy::confused2::wink::smile2:
    I think I'm only an hour and a half or so from you.
     
  5. big-muddy

    big-muddy New Member

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    um, guess im missin somethin here, but i dont get it:confused2:
     
  6. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    :eek:oooh::eek:oooh::eek:oooh:::0a17:As Donkey said on Schreck"ARE WE THERE YET?"
     
  7. catfisherman_eky3

    catfisherman_eky3 New Member

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    I only got one question what in the world is that thing in them pictures
     
  8. big-muddy

    big-muddy New Member

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    kenny can i have some of what ur drinkin?:smile2:
     
  9. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    You come over be prepared we are drinkin and drinkin alot:wink:
     
  10. big-muddy

    big-muddy New Member

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    it is but only one of my hobbies....
     
  11. Jerry60k

    Jerry60k New Member

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  12. 1sporticus

    1sporticus Active Member

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    Kenny see what you have gone and done? Confusing all of these people like that. You really do need to go to lite beer.
    Later Andy
     
  13. Mac-b

    Mac-b Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, hold on bro., tomorrow is just around the corner. You better stop now or you might just see the lady in black in the AM. May the spirits be with you until them. Your cyber fishing partner. :0a23:








    Dang, post no. 13 on a Friday, I better be careful.
     
  14. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    damn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Gordhawk

    Gordhawk New Member

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    Kenny,Kenny,Kenny, you have done went off the deep end with this thread.
    If you don't catch a fish soon I'm afraid there is no hope for you!!
     
  16. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Hold on just a little bit L O N G E R I know spring is coming buddy. Hate to think you might get taken by such a georgeous creature:wink:
     
  17. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Fellas I am starting to wander myself...Tomorrow we go meet her-in her bestess aperial-(THE BLACK HEARTED MERMAID)Is her curse just a myth or shall she own MY pleasure???NEY ta woman will always own a MANS soul so whats the use?AINT NO "s" ON MY CHEST-we shall call on the great white buffalo-count our lucky starz........IS IT TIME????????????????????????????????????????????????HERE KITTEY-KITTEY!-----COME ON HERE KITTEY-KITTEY:eek:oooh::eek:oooh::tounge_out::roll_eyes::eek:oooh:
     
  18. zeboman

    zeboman New Member

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    It`s time Kenny,it`s time........
     
  19. cathooked

    cathooked New Member

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    looks like Jerry took care of the old mermaid lol...