Benefits of living in Oklahoma

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by AwShucks, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. AwShucks

    AwShucks New Member

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    Things I learned living in Oklahoma:

    1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
    2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Oklahoma.
    3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Oklahoma.
    4. If it growls, it'll sick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite ya.
    5. 'Onced' and 'Twiced' are words.
    6. It's not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
    7. 'Jaw-P' means did ya'll go to the bathroom?
    8. camo is a color and its fine to wear it for all occasions.
    9. 'Fixinto' is one word.
    10. There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
    11. Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it in your sippy cup.
    12. You switch from heat to AC in one day.
    13. You know what a "dawg" is.
    14. You carry jumper cables in your car for your own car.
    15. Going to Wal-Mart is known as goin to Wally World.
    16. The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
     
  2. bud1110

    bud1110 New Member

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    Awww yes, Oklahoma,

    Known to have the worst Roads ever made..lol
     

  3. CNTRYBOY

    CNTRYBOY New Member

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    NOW HOW DID THAT GET NAMED BENEFITS OF LIVING IN OKLAHOMA?

    That pertains to any southern state and redneck states!
     
  4. Dirtdobber

    Dirtdobber Guest Staff Member

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    We have all 10,000 species of spiders. Everybody else only has 9,999. Also we have more Possum on the half shell!!!
     
  5. BubbaCat

    BubbaCat Well-Known Member

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    isn't there a movie named Okahoma ?
     
  6. carolinakid76

    carolinakid76 New Member

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    I have spent half my life in n.c. and the other half in oklahoma and I love both states and they both have dang good fishing.
     
  7. Mr. Foster

    Mr. Foster New Member

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    I believe it is a "Oklahoma" is a musical.
     
  8. seokfisherman

    seokfisherman Member

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    I think since the Texans are buying up the land around where I live they should fix the roads! Heck they all lead to or run between Texans' property anyway!:smile2: LOL
     
  9. CBurns87

    CBurns87 New Member

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    HAHA..camo is a color, and wally world is the greatest place in the world!!

    Great post!:smile2::smile2:
     
  10. Dirtdobber

    Dirtdobber Guest Staff Member

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    All my T-shirts (except BOC shirts) are camo and came from Wally World. If Wally World doesn't have it you don't need it.
     
  11. CBurns87

    CBurns87 New Member

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    Oh how that is soooo true...sometimes i wish i could just live at wally world!!! everything i need and never have to leave:wink::wink::smile2::smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  12. seokfisherman

    seokfisherman Member

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    I agee! My attic is 900 square feet and has a really high ceiling. I am turning it into a "man cave". Camo paneling will look nice up there.
     
  13. Mrs Okie

    Mrs Okie New Member

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    There is a sign near Broken Bow Lake that say "Take a tick back to Texas".
     
  14. SouthGADan

    SouthGADan New Member

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    Lol, sounds a lot like Georgia; maybe Oklahoma wouldn't be such a bad place to live if I ever have to leave Georgia. There ain't nothin' like a good cold sweet tea!
     
  15. Blacky

    Blacky New Member

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    Noodling is legal too!:big_smile:
     
  16. Mi11er

    Mi11er New Member

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    Then you haven't been to Missouri.:wink: You can hide a mack truck in our potholes