with the season still a ways off on the horizon, a lot of teams are preparing for battle. i for one cant wait untill the first kick off. to kill some time i thought it might be fun to dig up a few immature jokes about your hated opponent. in my case, im an Auburn fan. so i will bash the university of Alabama crimsh!T tide. i'll tell the first cheezy joke, yall chime in. i need some rivalry. an Auburn fan, an alabama fan, and a georgia fan all go hunting one day. they make camp and the Auburn fan grabs his rifle and heads out into the woods. he returns a little later with a nice 10 point buck. the georgia fan asks him how he killed it. the Auburn fan replies, "i was walking through the woods, i saw a set of big tracks, i followed them for a ways and there he was, so i shot him." the next morning the georgia fan takes off into the woods. after about an hour he returns with a 350# wild hog. the alabama fan asks him how he killed it. the georgia fan looked at him and said "well, i was slippin through the creek bed and i came across some big tracks, so i followed them for a while and there he was, so i shot him." that afternoon the alabama fan decided that he had better go out and get something so that he wouldnt be the laughing stock back at camp. he thought real hard about what the other 2 fella's had done, and he struck out. he came across the biggest set of tracks he had ever seen about a mile later. he followed them for a while... and got hit by a train!