Attention BOC Peoples! Jw Has Been Kidnapped!

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by JW KIDS, Jan 2, 2007.

  1. JW KIDS

    JW KIDS New Member

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    ATTENTION BOC PEOPLES!


    My sister and I want to inform you that we have taken our daddy JW hostage!

    We have done split our last chord of wood and skinned out our last deer!

    If the BOC peoples wants to hear from our Daddy JW again, it will cost payment of twinkies.

    As my sister currently beats him with a long thin piece of sugar cane, he cried out for your help!

    Will you peoples pay the ransom of twinkie?

    Make your post here and we will tell JW your reply!
     
  2. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    I will pay 1 Twinkie!

    Have your daddy JW bite down on a leather belt as you beat him, it will keep the neighbors from calling the cops! :lol:
     

  3. ka_c4_boom

    ka_c4_boom New Member

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    from the looks of you kids you need carrots more than twinkies , besides the only one i know of that would hold jw hostage over twinkies would be the infamous DH :lol:

    but nontheless il send a a twinkie pack if you strap him once for me , but do it with his favorite fish , bass :lol:
     
  4. derbycitycatman

    derbycitycatman Well-Known Member

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    Hows about a pink barbie pole with a pink spinnerbait?
     
  5. JW KIDS

    JW KIDS New Member

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    Charles,

    We cant afford a combine on the farm, so my daddy duct-tapes me to the front of the pickup to harvest the corn.

    As he drives down the corn rows, I bite the corn away from the husk, and flip them to the back of the pickup.

    As you can see, not all the corn makes it there! :lol:

    I just had my sister give JW 3 extra lashes for you.

    I just asked Daddy if I was Fat or Special, he said I was just Fat, the beatings will continue!
     
  6. GoFish_Tony

    GoFish_Tony New Member

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    Oh this is terriable!!
    We got to get JW back!

    I am also willing to send 1 Twinkie...but I need photographic proof that he is ok first!

    _
     
  7. Cherokee

    Cherokee New Member

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    I agree With this.
     
  8. splitshot

    splitshot New Member

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    I would like to donate one package of Twinkies, and two training bras. :lol:
     
  9. JW KIDS

    JW KIDS New Member

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    BOC People,


    This image will be shocking!





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  10. whitewhiskers

    whitewhiskers New Member

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    i may need some more sinkers n skips i'll throw in a pack
     
  11. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    I throw in some twinkie's too!:lol:
     
  12. GoFish_Tony

    GoFish_Tony New Member

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    Yup, that's our JW alright.
    Looks like them youngens got him tied up real good too.

    I tell ya what, I think you two monsters will profit more by charging people $1.00 to watch you whip him! LOL

    Shoot I bet you would be able to buy your daddy a new combine in no time at all. It's a win/win situation!

    (thinking that I would make a great hostage instigatorÂ…err.. ummm negotiator.)

    _
     
  13. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    Just hold on ever body! It won;t be long and they will be crying and begging for us to take him back.We have to decide how much we are going to charge them.From the looks of them,they need to be pulling Fodder along with picking that Corn.They don;t look like they have ever picked a dozen ears between the both of them.Pulling,picking,shucking and shelling Corn just don;t look like their cup of tea.I do believe that there is a con,not corn job going on here.Could there be a city rat involved somewhere?I love you brothers and sisters.peewee
     
  14. mandisue13

    mandisue13 New Member

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    so...if i hold back the twinkies that means no more JW???? or..what if i have a twinkie party and toss them in the harbour..then what happens....Or what if they just stop making them????
     
  15. Bubbakat

    Bubbakat New Member

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    I have a half eaten twinkie that is about 5 days old I will throw in.:lol:

    I think we all know where all of JW's twinkies has been going.
     
  16. dankitch

    dankitch New Member

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    JW took me fishin' the other day and turned me pink. I would say everyone keep your twinkies, but I can't help but to think that his wife might miss him. So if everyone wants to send twinkies I guess, for his wife's sake, i'll send some too.
     
  17. heavyduty

    heavyduty New Member

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    By the looks of those kids I think JW has been roundin up all those twinkies for them. since we been pickin on him lately about all those twinkies hes been gettin, he has tried to cut em off and I think those kids are up to some kinda conspiracy to get more twinkies


    :haha:
     
  18. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    Personaly I think D.H. and J.W. are in a conspiricy and triing to corner the worlds twinkee supply [but that ain't the way to do it] LOL let's be sure who's behind this before we panic
     
  19. DeerHunter01

    DeerHunter01 New Member

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    Well since we have the world famous catfishermen ka_c4_boom, maybe he took ole JW hostage since Ole JW caught a big fish maybe he took him so he could learn how to fish instead of following his brother around..LMAO :lol: :eek:oooh: :tounge_out:

    I had nothing to do with JW being abducted by them submairne people that he says comes from outerspace in them big old Pink things !!
     
  20. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    yeah we hear ya DH