An email I recently recieved

Discussion in 'Bubba's Outboards' started by Bobpaul, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up..

    My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.."

    I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her..

    Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed that there were some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right where the hull meets the transom of my boat.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the boat yard to have it repaired?

    Thank you,

    Paul aka Slime of the South
     
  2. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    Dear Paul,

    You need to contact MarkJ for this problem. He'll give you the best advice on this site in regards to your cracks, or chew you out for buying that piece of junk:confused2:
     

  3. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    I apologize for droppin her off in such condition. :wink: I would take the boat to a pro for the work. :cool2:
     
  4. Mark J

    Mark J New Member

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    Boat has to be junk.
    Since she has roamed from home you probally aren't a good fit anymore if you get my drift.

    But hey, you seem to be consistent.
    2 dollar boat.
    2 dollar whore.
     
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  5. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    See, I told you Mark knows his stuff:confused2: lmao
     
  6. Jeremy Sheffey

    Jeremy Sheffey New Member

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    one thing for sure ol' mark is straight and to the point... not beating around the bushes in this neck of the internet...haha
     
  7. ShilohRed

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    AAAHhhhh Dude.....
    Sounds like you have a Big Crack there to fill. If it were me. 2 part epoxy mix well about 1 gallon should do her... Fill that crack well then clamp both half's together good for 8 hours..
    That should keep her safe from anything getting in that crack.. But being its a used crack best bet is to trade that crack off as soon as you can find a sucker looking for a good used crack that's filled to the brim..

    Also next time build your own boat, That way you can control the crack.
    Pete
     
  8. Bubbakat

    Bubbakat New Member

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    Man am I ever going to stay out of this one.
     
  9. Moose1

    Moose1 New Member

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    AFTER I READ ALL THAT I THOUGHT I WOULD CRACK UP.
    OH AH I THINK IT WOULD TAKE ABOUT 80 LBS SACK CRETE TO FILL THTA CRACK IN...
     
  10. tiny b

    tiny b Active Member

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    I am with you on this one.
     
  11. hawgmaster

    hawgmaster New Member

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    motion passed....
     
  12. katmax

    katmax New Member

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    call her friend...aka crack packer....:wink:
     
  13. catwhisper

    catwhisper New Member

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    I think you should Thank your wife! Had it not been for her who knows when you would have found them cracks:smile2:
     
  14. Fishmaster1203

    Fishmaster1203 New Member

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    Hey Bob, Wait until you see what I got you for Christmas! :smile2: LMAO
     
  15. catman-j

    catman-j New Member

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    just fill that crack with some bondo mixed with red hardener. It will turn out pink and blend in real well. Then get rid of it before it falls out when the weather changes. Or just fill it with caulk.:wink:
     
  16. ShilohRed

    ShilohRed New Member

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    Buddy you better stay out of that one. That or tie a 2x12 to your butt. HEHE You may just fall in and never crawl out again.:eek:oooh::wink:
    They would have to call you Bubba Crack then.:tounge_out:
    Pete
     
  17. catfishrollo

    catfishrollo New Member

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    Sorry Bob, Maybe my Naked single women, beer, and free fishing gear thread sent ole Slime into the big one! Or, atleast in attempt of feeling insecure as a man, and changed his priorities alittle...:smile2: rollo
     
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  18. Bobpaul

    Bobpaul New Member

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    Hey, I was just trying to help:confused2:
     
  19. CatHunter24

    CatHunter24 New Member

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    Yeah, bobpaul was just being a good friend and trying to solve the problem of your gaping crack on that cheap thing. Something has to be done, or expansion of the crack will continue......not looking good. Trade that dirty old gaping crack in as soon as possible, possibly to a newbie on the BOC :smile2::wink: