Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by catsrking, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. catsrking

    catsrking New Member

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    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
    else to hold while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
    by using the shower.

    3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
    bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
    Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
    you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
    snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
    you will be afraid to cough.

    6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If
    it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn 't move and
    does, use the duct tape.


    **Daily Thought:** SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY
    GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED
    DOWN THE STAIRS.
     
  2. willcat

    willcat New Member

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    Those are really good, maybe the mods can make it a sticky!!!!!!!!:wink::eek:oooh::smile2: