AL Qaeda's Last Mistake

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  1. SubnetZero

    SubnetZero New Member

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    Heard this while back from a comedian, thought it was pretty funny:

    Al Qaeda, on Al Jazera, had supposedly threatened St. Louis.
    They were going to blow up St. Louis. Well let me tell you what...that's the last
    mistake they want to make. You blow up New York, you get the military involved
    and we take a couple of countries. You blow up St. Louis and you disrupt the distribution of Budweiser...Let me tell you what...exactly 30 minutes after the Budweiser plant gets damaged, every redneck in America is gonna be coming over here. There'll be 80,000 bass boats crossing the Atlantic that a 3 day Nascar event couldn't stop.
    (In southern accent) Get that dog up at the front...we'll sniff that sum #%$%%^^ Osama out!
     
  2. field989

    field989 New Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: lmao
     

  3. Mutt

    Mutt Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    HEHEHEHEHEHE:big_smile:
     
  4. Myname

    Myname New Member

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    I'd be glad to join your posse
     
  5. katcatchingfool

    katcatchingfool New Member

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    thats some funny stuff i could see it