A Valentine Message

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by pursuing_cats, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. pursuing_cats

    pursuing_cats New Member

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    The following was sent to me by a friend and I thought some of you would like it. Hope you all enjoy it.

    What a sweet little girl...
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    > Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father
    >that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since
    >Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
    >"will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
    >
    > Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God
    >would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
    >
    > "Osama Bin Laden," she says
    >
    > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock
    >
    > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish
    >girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
    >think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
    >little bit. And if
    > other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd
    >love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
    >tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
    >anymore."
    >
    > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
    >newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
    >heard."
    >
    > "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
    >the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
     
  2. Pastor E

    Pastor E New Member

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    :waaaht: :haha: Thats the best Iv`e heard in along time:cool2:
     

  3. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    if you dont get a chuckel out of that you just aint american:lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  4. r ward

    r ward New Member

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    Sounds like a plan to me LOL
     
  5. Angelkitty

    Angelkitty New Member

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    Hey now theres a thought. :haha: :big_smile_2:
     
  6. DELLIS

    DELLIS New Member

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    thanks a needed that nice little twist
     
  7. billcatfish

    billcatfish New Member

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    thanks for sharing that is a good one
     
  8. Wil

    Wil New Member

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    haha smart girl, very smart girl
     
  9. trnsmsn

    trnsmsn New Member

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    I'll be the first in line to start donating the gifts:tounge_out:
     
  10. bud1110

    bud1110 New Member

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    Ahhh yes,

    From the mouth of a child....lol...