A QUESTION FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, VANITY FAIR, AND SCIENCE!

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Catfish_Commando, Sep 30, 2007.

ITS SO HARD TO BE HUMBLE

  1. Years of study, becoming one with the Catfish, anyone can become a certified Catfishing prodigy!

  2. Once DNA is tainted, by imprinting Bass into it, you are doomed. Science will have a cure soon!

  3. Heck I don’t Know? But I sure look good reeling in a big catfish! George, call me!

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  1. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    One question that comes up continually in the BOC mail box is from leading fashion and trend setting magazines. This isn’t the normal question that you would assume, and the BOC staff has finally decided to put it to rest, with a member poll.

    Some Common Questions:

    Vanity Fair Editorial Manager Writes: Dear Paul, what is it that makes catfishermen babe magnets, totally confident, exuding an air of ultimate authority?

    Science Daily Editorial Manager Writes: Dear Paul, thanks to the BOC we have finally proved the water motion hypothesis. What makes catfishermen natural born prodigies of the sciences?

    Magazine of Models Editorial Manager Writes: Dear Paul, this isn’t funny! You keep locking member profiles but we will get those member photos! We need those member photos for the December issue, lets talk!

    The President of the United States writes: Dear Paul, it isn’t looking good ole buddy, I may have to take you up on your offer, and get the BOC involved. I will need to know what my old password was, its time to stop dancing and bring in the big guns!

    Authentication Serial: 67tr$$h2dt

    Are catfishermen just born perfect, or is it something that can be learned.

    Vote Now!
     
  2. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Cast Your Vote! Its a Public Poll :smile2:
     

  3. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    It is the hats. You put the right hat on a ugly head, or one with no brains in it and it transforms the man. Macho personified. Nothing to do with genetics, nothing to do with a new Porsche and the girls hiking their skirts up when you drive by, nothing to do with expertise or knowledge, nothing to do with a big bank account, perhaps it has something to do with the BOC. It is the place the guys come to get the right hats and show off their ability to wear it. They come in Gold, Tan, and Brown and even clean. You got to get them dirty to get the real effect all those womens magazines are looking for. You don't even have to wear deodorant unless you are going to the bar after fishing. Vanity Fair I have the perfect cover boy for you, he drives a train and has oil on his hands from oiling the drive wheels, but he is so Macho, crude, rude and socially unacceptable he would make a boar hog embarrassed. Perfect presidential candidate for the "Real Man" party.
     
  4. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Big George, Report!

    Your presence is required to fully evaluate this question that has puzzled mankind since we first started hunting food!
     
  5. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    I look good reelin in anything! LOL! My phone has been ringin off the hook for spreads in various rags. The launch was BPOTM. Its been one offer after another. Only bein able to spawn when the temp hits 70 degrees shows where my head is at. LOL!
     
  6. bootshowl

    bootshowl New Member

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    Paul, ya ain't right brother...and I like that. As we are taking this turn, request new BOC hat model. Need "Boonie" units with emblem. Maybe some Berets, for those with more than 3 awards. Tell GW I'm in. Hell they got a river. Time for some BOC/PBR's. We will need waivers for firearms, and most of our bait would be considered haz mat also......
    Middle East gathering?
     
  7. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Big George,

    When I am back in 2008, we will test out my Kegerator and see if we are worthy enough to, "Have a catfish vision". :smile2:

    Until we have one, we must hold our heads in shame! :sad2:

    Mark can guide us on the journey....
     
  8. kat in the hat

    kat in the hat New Member

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    Totally genetic. You have to have the genes for catfishing. Many times, the women aren't aware of a catfisher's penchant for his quarry prior to their arrousal, however, his pheromones are apparently irresitable. Has to do with the instinct of survival, and the ability to provide sustanance. You don't have to have cash to be rich. A catfisher is rich at heart, and in character regardless of how big his bankroll is. We are :cool2:, and that matters most.:smile2:
     
  9. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Gary,

    Great Idea.

    You get a ticket to go on the vision quest with us! :smile2:

    Until then, we hold our heads low in shame :sad2: :smile2:
     
  10. Kutter

    Kutter New Member

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    We are not born within the realm of catfishing. It is a long drawn out process requiring many hours on the water. (For every hour spent bass fishing, 100 hours of catfishing is minimal payoff.)

    John hit on one of the three requirements, the right hat.
    Next, bib overalls.
    Finally, ya got to have a beard. Unfortunately, the last one eliminates most of the women here, not all though. The unfortunate part is the ones it doesn't eliminate.
     
  11. kat in the hat

    kat in the hat New Member

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    Dangit!!! I can't grow a beard, and I would never be seen in a pair of bibs!:sad2: Guess I'm just a poser.

    Ever seen the calander of women fishing???:big_smile: I don't think any of them have a beard, but hey, I didn't look that close. Maybe they did???:eek:oooh:
     
  12. Scott Daw

    Scott Daw New Member

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    I got the cat bug like you do lyme disease and west nile virus. I got bit once & havent been the same since.
     
  13. Coyote1

    Coyote1 New Member

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    I'm just waiting for the day when that 150#+ Blue takes a bite on my hook and I go "Hand to Hand" until one of us gives up! It won't be me! I may pass out from exhaustion, my equipment might fail, something else might happen, but I will NOT be giving up! Day to Night; Night to Day, the camera will work fine!
    Thats just my two cents worth!
    Fraternally,
    Coyote1
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  14. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Gotta be in the phyco make up ,Think like a cat,act like one and catch em ,Course I have been called Catfish Rich ,by my peers of late,Could be the handlebars?
     
  15. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Hmmmm.....

    I am making my list! :smile2:

    Quite a few of you will be asked to join Big George, Mark, and myself to try and go on a "catfish vision quest" with my new Kegerator.

    Until this time, the target group selected, must hang their heads low in shame :sad2: :smile2:

    Vote Now! :smile2:
     
  16. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    Man are you gonna be dissapointed. I don't drink. Quit before I was legally allowed to. Now be honest with yourself. The world is a much safer place because of it. LOL! I'll be there. A vision quest is no problem. LOL!
     
  17. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Big George,

    Hmmmm... This poses a problem? :roll_eyes:

    How to induce a vision quest on Big George, and abide by the laws set down by our founding fathers?

    Hmmmmm....:roll_eyes:

    Got it! :smile2:

    Mark and Myself will use the powers of my Kegerator! :big_smile:

    You will lick on an Amazon Toad we will order from Ebay! :wink:
     
  18. BIG GEORGE

    BIG GEORGE New Member

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    I've heard it called alot of things but never an Amazon Toad. LOL!:crazy:
     
  19. metalman

    metalman Well-Known Member

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    Paul,
    No catfish vision quest would be complete without six tawny and statuesque maidens beating out a rhythm with clonks carved from the thigh bones of ancient beasts. Oh, they could serve the beer and pizza as well...W
     
  20. Catfish_Commando

    Catfish_Commando TF Staff Member

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    Winston,

    You Sir will have a seat on the Catfish Vision Quest Jon Boat in 2008!

    Big George, the Vision Quest leader by Proxy, will send you all the legal forms for this dangerous voyage. :smile2: