A Poem, I Call It..... "FLATHUNTER"

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by H2O Mellon, Jun 23, 2006.

  1. H2O Mellon

    H2O Mellon New Member

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    I used to have a friend name Jack
    But now he won't even call me back

    I think he's out fishing
    Catching fish .....he is wishing

    People swarm him & eat his shad
    Wishing all that fresh meat is what they had

    Jack is too good to fish me
    Very early, is when he wants to leave

    He say's "Dayton... I can't drive that far"
    "I'll just stay here & catch nothing but gar"

    I sell my soul to fish with him
    Somtimes I am even forced to take a swim

    I am stuck at work here today
    The way Jack treats me I might as well find a place that in order to fish I have to pay

    A new garmin portable fish finder I have just received
    Laying in the boat never opened is where it will stay I do beleive

    Then again maybe I can sell it, to ear a few bucks
    Or throw is at some swimming ducks

    DIP is right, Jacks a turd
    Have you heard the time he got hit by the big flying bird?


    Bigfoot is what he searches for
    Wow, How many times has he been hit by that slamming door?


    Please feel free to add lines. We'll keep this going as long as we can. :big_smile:
     
  2. catfisherman_eky3

    catfisherman_eky3 New Member

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    Awesome Poem about brought a tear to my eye, jk but that guy sounds like he has my luck goes days at a time and dont even get a bite. LOL GOOD POEM>
     

  3. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    That poem stinks...AND I hve made 5 straight trips to your house to fish, without seeing you over here.
     
  4. flathunter

    flathunter New Member

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    And I am going fishing agin tonight so come on over.
     
  5. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    It made me cry, I not sure why though. lmao
    :cry: Good one Bryan!
     
  6. SeedTick

    SeedTick New Member

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    and the saga continues...

    ST


    Rep to you:wink:
     
  7. FishMan

    FishMan New Member

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    I'm telling you all, They should have their own HEADING. LOL
     
  8. blackhorse83

    blackhorse83 New Member

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    This is just a Payton place except it is a lot funnier. One thing is for sure YOU TWO DESERVE EACH OTHER!!!
     
  9. catseeman

    catseeman New Member

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    C'mon guys kiss and make up. I can take only so much drama.
     
  10. blackhorse83

    blackhorse83 New Member

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    Let's skip the kissing!
     
  11. channelcat_tracker

    channelcat_tracker New Member

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    you dramatized so much, yet i LOVE IT!!!!! you should make a few books and wed all buy it!!! WOO
     
  12. copycat

    copycat New Member

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  13. redneckdrum

    redneckdrum New Member

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    Thats pretty good poetry.I used to write myself(the poetry that got me sent to the principle's office,that is)
     
  14. MRR

    MRR New Member

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    :roll_eyes: You two fght and bicker more than most married couples. Why don't you just Kiss and Make up.:sweet_kiss:
     
  15. peewee williams

    peewee williams New Member

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    You do have a way with words.RAW! Very descriptive.peewee-williams
     
  16. IL Hunter

    IL Hunter New Member

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    I sense a made for TV movie!
     
  17. da-cajun-angla

    da-cajun-angla New Member

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    But All-in-all,
    I Wish For This;
    Ur Boink Will Get Bit Off,
    By A Fish, When U Take A Piss.

    But Maybe One Day,
    When We're Old And Lose All Our Teeth;
    You'll Catch A Fish As Big As Mine,
    With Proof, And Not Lying Through Ur Teeth.

    Maybe Then You'll Be As Cool As Me,
    My Coolness Will Rub Off;
    And You'll Be Half The Man,
    Your Mother Used To Be.
     
  18. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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  19. FS Driver

    FS Driver New Member

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  20. Jammer

    Jammer New Member

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    Man-o-man, Robert Frost just sat up in his grave, rolled over, and died again..:confused2: