a little humor...

Discussion in 'NORTH CAROLINA LAKES / RESERVOIRS' started by Scott4Catfish, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Scott4Catfish

    Scott4Catfish New Member

    North Carolina
    A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She
    says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod
    and reel?'

    He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
    drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it
    makes.' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter

    He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
    Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around
    combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'

    She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it !' As she opens her purse,
    her credit card drops on the floor.
    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally
    farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is
    no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

    The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'

    He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'
  2. TrapperMike

    TrapperMike New Member

    North Carolina
    That was funny thanks LOL