A little Cleveland Browns Humor...

Discussion in 'NFL Talk' started by catfishjohn, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    A little Cleveland Browns humor.


    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

    A: The Cleveland Browns.



    Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?

    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".




    Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?

    A: Put up goal posts.



    Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?

    A: To the Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!


    Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

    A: A thief.


    Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?

    A: Because then Cleveland would want one.


    Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



    Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?

    A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!



    Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!





     
  2. CHAVEZ CHAVEZ

    CHAVEZ CHAVEZ New Member

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    thats sme funny stuff ( LOL)
     

  3. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    :smile2:Go John! Now thats some funny stuff! :smile2:
     
  4. Netmanjack

    Netmanjack New Member

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    Now, you guys are laughing with them and not at them RIGHT ?:eek:oooh:

    Save your selves now, because I'm making a list and you all know that I will be on here a lot more this winter to help you root on your teams! :wink::tounge_out::smile2: