A little Cleveland Browns humor. Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Cleveland Browns. Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado? A: To the Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team? A: Because then Cleveland would want one. Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!