A different KIND of you might be a redneck!

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by CuzICan, Aug 30, 2008.

  1. CuzICan

    CuzICan New Member

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    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. Ya'll know who ya' are.





    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'



    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.



    You might be a redneck if: You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'



    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.



    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem, when the flag is raised, marched by in a parade or passes while draped on coffin.



    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.



    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.



    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.



    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    Gosh ya'll--- I guess I'm a redneck!:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
     
  2. Wabash River Bear

    Wabash River Bear New Member

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    Damn straight! Redneck through and through. And if someone dont like it, me and a few hundred thousand of my friends will kick their a$$ right off of the North American continent. What? You say the US of A dont own the whole North American continent? Well maybe not just yet, were learning from the Mexicans, just give us time. :wink:
     

  3. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

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    Yes, I'm a true redneck. They all apply to me . Thanks.:big_smile:
     
  4. tiny b

    tiny b Active Member

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    I consider it an Honor to be on this list. God Bless America.
     
  5. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Gan I hear a HE!! YEAH :cool2:
     
  6. Bill in SC

    Bill in SC New Member

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    GREAT post, Cher!
    Bill in SC
     
  7. Mi11er

    Mi11er New Member

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  8. ozzy

    ozzy New Member

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    Great post, dont think there will be any disagreements in here.:wink:
     
  9. BIG_D

    BIG_D New Member

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    GOD BLESS THE REDNECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool2:
     
  10. smitty1963

    smitty1963 New Member

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    I sure as heck am a redneck through and through:big_smile:
     
  11. CuzICan

    CuzICan New Member

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    Rednecks unite!!

    HEHE smitty left me this one and you can sure as heck bet we will...

    Reload here's your HE$$ yeah!:big_smile:
     
  12. Catmanblues

    Catmanblues New Member

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    Great post there!
    You might be a redneck If ya bait up the anchor to catch fish
     
  13. Ulikedew

    Ulikedew New Member

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    Well I for one am a PROUD REDNECK.
     
  14. CountryHart

    CountryHart New Member

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    Thats 2 of us. The world itself may change but i'll be damned if I will. All the way to my white socks and blue ribbon beer.:smile2: Actually i'm a bud-lite kinda guy but i thought i would throw that in.:wink:
     
  15. CuzICan

    CuzICan New Member

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    DANG RIGHT!!! now Cat you know we gotta add that one on here, cuz us rednecks ain't taking no dang chances on missing a good catch! LOL I love that!
     
  16. Dave L

    Dave L New Member

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    I would say all applies here. Wouldn't have it any other way:big_smile:
     
  17. bluejay

    bluejay Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the post Cher and thanks to all who replied. I'm all out again. LOL Later redneck brothers and sisters!!
     
  18. catfish kenny

    catfish kenny New Member

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    Hillbilley flatland fish loven American -professinaol river bum.....100% Redneck & Peerowed of it:wink:
    Nuttin wrong with lill pride(LOL)
    I is too !(LOL) OH Yeah !
     
  19. CuzICan

    CuzICan New Member

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    I couldn't a said it better myself!:big_smile::big_smile::big_smile:
     
  20. don3778

    don3778 New Member

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    100 % redneck here, lol. I've got the shirt, the hat and the belt.

    Thanks Cher!


    don3778