A Cat's Diary

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by Lil Fish Bait, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. Lil Fish Bait

    Lil Fish Bait New Member

    Day 751:
    My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

    I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant.

    Tommorow I may eat another. Lil Fish Bait.
  2. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

    NO, don't do it kitty. Some housplants are poisonous. You could DIE, and you wouldn't want THAT. Surely your "people" are nice enough that you want to stay around.....I know mine are. Oh well, my people (she) kinda ignore me when she's on the computer, and I'm buggin' HER. Doesn't really give me enough attention, but oh well. I'm a great hunter, and I can find my amusement elsewhere, I guess. But I DO wish she didn't pay so much attention to those four DOGS. CANINES, what are THEY worth? I'd much prefer to be feline, we take care of ourselves.

    Jess, my cat Annie has this cool thing called a KATATTACK. Keeps her occupied for a LONG time, lol.