A Bohunk Fishin Story.

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by jdstraka, Feb 9, 2008.

  1. jdstraka

    jdstraka Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Sven and Olaf were Fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
    finding he had no matches,he ask Olaf for a light.
    Ya shure,I tink I haff a lighter,he replied.
    Then reaching into his tackle box,he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
    Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven,taking the Huge Bic lighter in his hands,"Vere dit yew git dat Monster?"
    "Vell," replied Olaf,"I got it from my Genie."
    "You haff a Genie?" Seven asked.
    "YA,shure,it's right here in my tackle box." says Olaf.
    "Could I see him? asked Sven..
    Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough,out pops the Genie.
    Addressing the Geni,Sven says,"Hey dere,I'm a good friend of Your Master.Vill you grant me vun vish?"
    Yes I Will,says the Genie.
    So Sven asks the Genie for a Million bucks.
    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,waiting for his Million Bucks.
    Shortly,the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a Million ducks flying overhead.
    Over the roar of the Million ducks Seve yells atOlaf,"Yumpin'Yimminy! I ask for a million bucks,not a million ducks!"
    Olaf answers,Ya,I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing.Do yew really tink I ask for a 10-inch Bic?"
    Later, J.D.:wink:
     
  2. Pennsylvaniacatchaser

    Pennsylvaniacatchaser Well-Known Member

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2: Now that there is funny! :smile2::smile2::smile2:
     

  3. postbeetle

    postbeetle New Member

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    That's why they threw us out the "Old Country" JD. At least they let us keep the right to drink beer and have a good time. LOL. Gooddun as Rewound would say.
     
  4. Catpaw

    Catpaw Well-Known Member

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    thats a good one JD:wink:
     
  5. rosscatman

    rosscatman Member

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    That was a good one.Thanks for the laugh.
     
  6. anchorpuller

    anchorpuller New Member

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    Hahaha..


    Sounds like that Genie needed some buccaneers.
     
  7. catfeveriowa

    catfeveriowa New Member

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    I want one of them tackle boxes :wink:.
     
  8. catfishcrazy256

    catfishcrazy256 New Member

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    THATS A GOODIN JOHN I WANT A TACKLE BOX LIKE THAT AND A GENIE THAT CAN HEAR GOOD LOL :smile2::smile2:
     
  9. catgetter1

    catgetter1 New Member

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    Most Excellent and really funny.................:smile2::smile2::smile2:
     
  10. pk_powell

    pk_powell New Member

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    Great fishin story!!! I loved it. Thanks for the lsugh:smile::smile::haha::haha::haha:Sister Pat
     
  11. SHARON FLEMING

    SHARON FLEMING New Member

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    JD I am glad to see that you are still full of it. I was worried there for a while
    love ya brother
    Sharon
     
  12. catfishlarryiowa

    catfishlarryiowa New Member

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    good one JD wish you would of mentioned where you could get one of them tackle boxes tho.[ thanks ]:roll_eyes:
     
  13. curdog

    curdog New Member

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    That was a good one. Thanks for sharing.:big_smile:
     
  14. MikeonWabash

    MikeonWabash New Member

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    That's a good one I'll try to remember that!!
     
  15. 223reload

    223reload New Member

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    Now that there is a goodun,JD,thanks for the laugh:smile2::smile2: