25 Reasons I Owe My mother

Discussion in 'General Conversation' started by MRR, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. MRR

    MRR New Member

    Lets see how many of these everyone remembers.
    1. my mother taught me To Appericate A Job Well Done..
    " If yor going to kill each other ,do it outside .I just finished cleaning".
    2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
    You better pray that comes out of the carpet".
    3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL.
    "If you don't straighten up ,I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
    4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
    Because I said so ,THATS WHY!
    5. My mother taught me more LOGIC.
    If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,your not going to the store with me!
    6. My mother taught me "FORESIGHT".
    Make sure you wear clean underwear ,in case your in an accident!
    7. My mother taught me IRONY.
    Keep crying and I'll give you something to CRY about!
    8. My mother taught me about OSMOSIS.
    Shut your mouth and eat your SUPPER!
    9. My mother taught me,CONTORTIONISM.
    Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
    10. My mother taught me STAMINA.
    You sit there until all that SPINACH is gone!
    11. My mother taught me "WEATHER"
    This rooms of yours looks like a tornado went through it!
    12. My mother taught me "The Circle of LIFE".
    I brought you into this world ,Ican take you OUT!
    13. My mother tauht me HYPOCRISY.
    If I told you once ,I toldyou a million times"DON'T EXGGERATE!
    14. My mother taught me about BeHAVIOR MODIFACTION.
    "Stop acting like your FATHER".
    15. My mother taught me "ENVY".
    There are millions of less fortunate children in this world "who don't have wonderful parents like you do!
    16. My mother taught me about ANTICPATION.
    Just wait till you get HOME!
    17. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.
    You are going to get it when you get HOME!
    18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
    If you don't stop crossing your eyes ,thier giong to freeze that way!
    19. My mother taught me ESP>
    Put your sweater on ,don't you think I know when your cold?"
    20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
    When that lawn mowercuts off your toes,Don't come running to ME!
    21. My mother taught me how to become an ADULT.
    If you don't eat your vegetables ,you'll never GROW UP!
    22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
    I swear your just like your FATHER!
    23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
    Shut that don't behind you,Do you think you were born in a BARN!
    24. My mother taught me :WISDOM.
    When you get to my AGE,You'll UNDERSTAND!
    25. And my favorite: My mother taught meabout JUSTICE.
    :One of these days you'll have KIDS,and I hope they turn out just like YOU!!
  2. arkrivercatman

    arkrivercatman New Member

    Man oh Man that was good.Thanks for posting!

  3. Mickey

    Mickey New Member Supporting Member

    Thanks John i can relate to most of those statements. I heard #12 many times. Thanks and Reps to you.
  4. cathooked

    cathooked New Member

    north carolina
    good post,sad thing is ive heard about all of em,lol