18 reasons fishing is better than se

Discussion in 'Gateway Catfishing Club' started by Manny, Sep 6, 2009.

  1. Manny

    Manny New Member

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    18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
    17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

    16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.

    15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

    14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago

    13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

    12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

    11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

    10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

    9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

    8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

    7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.

    6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

    5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

    4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

    3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

    2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

    1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

    Found this on another site, Manny:big_smile:
     
  2. 320hotrod

    320hotrod New Member

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    Very good words to live by, Manny.
     

  3. 1 catbuster

    1 catbuster New Member

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    that is good LMAO thanks
     
  4. katcatchingfool

    katcatchingfool New Member

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    You don't have to wait until your better half leaves to go the grocery store before you pull your fishing videos out of hiding.:smile2:
     
  5. Dredge

    Dredge Member

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    Thanks,Manny.I needed a laugh.
     
  6. Cuz

    Cuz New Member

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    Great stuff Manny. Really enjoyed the laugh. Thx my man. :smile2:
     
  7. Pipe Rat

    Pipe Rat Well-Known Member

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    Your fishing partner won't care if you show up smelling like fish because you just finished fishing with another partner.:eek:oooh:
     
  8. bedbug jr

    bedbug jr New Member

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    We need a wall sized poster of this:smile2::smile2: Stay safe and thanx for sharing!!!:wink:
     
  9. 1 catbuster

    1 catbuster New Member

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    You can fish in public without having to worry about being put on a fish offender list
     
  10. Kutter

    Kutter New Member

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    Only if you target the small fish.:wink:
     
  11. hillbilly25002000

    hillbilly25002000 New Member

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    :smile2::smile2::smile2:thats funny sheet manny