18 Great Reasons

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  1. Drawout

    Drawout Active Member

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    18 Reasons why Fishing is better than Sex

    18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines..
    17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.
    16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing.
    15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
    14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago
    13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
    12 - When you see a really good Fisherperson, you don't have feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
    11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.
    10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.
    9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
    8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.
    7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for harassment.
    6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
    5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
    4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
    3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.
    2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. 1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"


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  2. flathead willie

    flathead willie Well-Known Member

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    And one more; Everyone already expects you to lie about how good you are at it!
     

  3. LarryW

    LarryW New Member

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    I liked this one and can see o reason why it wouldn't be allowed
     
  4. IL Hunter

    IL Hunter New Member

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    LOL it is about fishing! It sure made me laugh.
     
  5. laidbck111

    laidbck111 New Member

    All so true its scary lol
     
  6. Drawout

    Drawout Active Member

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    Yes thats right its weird how they are so much alike lol.
     
  7. dcaruthers

    dcaruthers New Member

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    Very nice, but it may get me into trouble at work lol.
     
  8. catfishkatmando

    catfishkatmando New Member

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  9. Drawout

    Drawout Active Member

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    Thx for reading guys.
     
  10. slickback

    slickback New Member

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    That was a good one!
     
  11. catfishjohn

    catfishjohn New Member

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    Now thats funny!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
     
  12. teaysvalleyguy

    teaysvalleyguy New Member

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    LMAO, very funny. I need the shirt. hehehe
     
  13. Catgirl

    Catgirl New Member

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    Really cute, Johnny. Thanks for sharing. :lol:
     
  14. samh

    samh New Member

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    8. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff
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    Ain't nothing wrong with "sleazy and seedy", kind'a describes me.
     
  15. janton311

    janton311 New Member

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    LOL I don't know about the fishing transmitted disease one, have you ever fished in the Arkansas river..lol :lol:
     
  16. RiverKing

    RiverKing Active Member

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    Now that was funny. i laughed all the way through it, and most of it is true too
     
  17. Drawout

    Drawout Active Member

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    Wow sounds like the Arkansas river is contageous lmao.
     
  18. dreamer34

    dreamer34 New Member

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    here's one.....you don't have to sneak in the back door at 4 in the morning
     
  19. Fastman

    Fastman New Member

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    You may have to if you have been in the stink-bait. :lol:
     
  20. dreamer34

    dreamer34 New Member

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    that ain't stink bait...that love potion number 9....lol:lol: