Vortex sees his hillbilly pal Fubi a-comin' down from the hills with a shotgun and a mason jar.
"What'cha doin' Fubi?"
"I came down to drink wit' ya, Vortex!"
Vortex says, "Oh, no, no, no! Your likker is potent awright, but I cain't stand the taste!"
Fubi points his shotgun at Vortex and says "DRINK!" and Vortex is forced to take a big swig.
"Woo-ha that's nasty!!" wails Vortex.
Then Fubi takes the likker jar and says, "OK, Vortex. You hold the shotgun on me and make me drink."
Tom, I've tried several drugs, the best was Symbicort, but it was real expensive. Then I talked the doctor into letting me try a Nebulizer using Albuterol and it made me dizzy fer a spell and more dizziness in not what I need. So, I went to the inhaler using Albuterol twice a day and during the pollen season, three times a day and get by with this drug and method, plus I can git this drug from VA for around eight or nine dollars a month, cheap is good, YKWIM .
Meanwhile, back on the dead end road along the shores of Lake Norman, we got some moisture from one of those isolated TS yesterday, fer about thirty minutes. It just dawned on me I didn't go to the garden and pick maters or OKRA yesterday, most likely I will do dat today. Possible TS all through out the day, here is the rest of the weather >>> https://weather.com/weather/today/l/28037:4:US
If things go to plan, I will be back at the dam this morning at first light baiting up with four stinking/half rotten white perch for the blue catfish to sample. Will also have my standby CBMIGP available. Also, got a call from a Bass/Perch guide wanting to know if I went back to the dam, if he could follow me around with his client, told him, suit yourself. Bet you he ain't got no stinky/rotten white perch :biggrin1: He also stated he would call me on the cell to find out how deep I was catching them, when he arrived, dats something I never do, IJS. Now he has one of them fancy three thousand plus sonars !
Mine cost under a hunret dollars, ya jus gota know what yur looking at. Don't matter what it cost, it won't make um bite. LOL
The bait guy said 99 out of 100 use shiners, we use fatheads, caught most of mine on jigs yesterday. Now I don't tell them what was on the jig, n it weren't no minnow. One ole guy said there ain't no jigs in his boat. Joe told him he caught all his on minnows but I caught mine on jigs. Bet he thunk we was kidding him?
I thought what is all that space junk burning up? Then it dawned on me, why it's Perseid.
Mine cost under a hunret dollars, ya jus gota know what yur looking at. Don't matter what it cost, it won't make um bite. LOL
The bait guy said 99 out of 100 use shiners, we use fatheads, caught most of mine on jigs yesterday. Now I don't tell them what was on the jig, n it weren't no minnow. One ole guy said there ain't no jigs in his boat. Joe told him he caught all his on minnows but I caught mine on jigs. Bet he thunk we was kidding him?
I thought what is all that space junk burning up? Then it dawned on me, why it's Perseid.
Good and Sweet
Like a Saturday mornin ought ta be!
Mornin Goobers!
Yer welcome Paw!
Now....livin out here in tha sticks has its perks...
But sumtime it gits boring...so....
Fer enjoyment(Not that kind Princess J...Ya naughty raskel)
I have developed tha Flopper...
Its a fly swatter(I know..they been around fer years)
But..not like this here one!
Here how it werks!
There's yer target...dang fly!
So...Ya Flop him!
Now this dont kill it...
Juss knocks it out fer a few seconds...
And when he come back too..
Ya Flop it again!
Quality entertainment!
Ma next project is...Windshield Wipers On a Goats Butt...
Until next time...
after counting all six of his toes he got bored and ran out of things to do now he is sending Mac boxes full of what goats do best in your yard when you go out to get the newspaper and you step in it in bare feet.
Mac, my ol squaw has that singular pill and it seems to work. She also has a nebulizer and inhalers. She forgets to use those most of the time until it's too late.
Yer welcome Paw...
A small token compared ta tha thangs you have done fer me!
Thems good un's...Gerber...made in tha US of A...
Best keep an "I" on um!
Keef, he called me around 8:30 AM and I told him about the earlier bite, but dat I hadn't caught any thing in an hour and I was close to leaving. Dat was dat :rolleyes1::rolleyes1::rolleyes1:
Today is ma grand daughters birthday and party. She is two today. The other day when I went to fix 3 of 3's dishwasher, she was taking a nap and didn't get to see her. Sonny tolt me when she woke up she asked for me and said..."Where go"
I's sure Mac has told you all in the past, but case you forgot, when werking with and fishing with rotten stank'n bait, be very careful smoking a cigaret . LOL
Sir ~~~~~, the stink of the perch was enough to make a maggot throw up ! I hope it rains soon so the stink will wash off the interior of the boat and my bait towel gets rinsed. I'm soaking my cutting board right now.
The bags are one gallon size, so it looks like I got plenty to eat, freeze and make OKRA pickles. The bag on the left is sized for pickles and the others (right side) will be eaten or frozen.
Not having a good day. Sophie Mae is at the ER vet for bladder stone surgery. If y'all would send up a kneemail for my little buddy I would appreciate it.
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