LOL
Got one for you.
How many bones does it take to make an Os Penis? And what animals have them?
Have you ever used one as a cane?
I aint gonna answer the chicken neck question. That's easy too. Which of the vertebrae would most likely be the ones to separate when you wring a chickens neck?
depends on how you hold the chicken, and how you wring its neck. i used to spin them around really fast and whip them like a wet towell. seems like thier heads came off pretty regular.
serious puppy question for the doc, or matt.
my little pitbull suzy-q (now almost 6 years old) boo-boo'd in the ouse last night. i am almost certain it was in retaliation of some luv-duvin' she witnessed me and Amy doing. (suzy is the equivilant of a psychotic stalker ex girlfriend when it comes to me). she hasnt done that since she was a puppy. how do i ensure that she will not do that again, without ensuring that i dont get to do that again?
Matt, you are the ...........
Matt, you are the pro here. You handle that question for JD why don't ya. I gotta find a chicken.
LOL! I am no "pro" at anything. Don't think Kasha is above leaving a present on the floor sometimes.
Not to anamorphisize, but I do believe that dogs experience alot of the same feelings that we do.
I had a dog once that I'm sure used his feces to express his emotions. Mainly when he was irritated. He was real good with words. He could understand you, and he tried to talk...I think. :wink: Anyways, a few words would put him into a tizzy. Like alot of dogs, just the mere word 'ride' would get him extremely excited. His ears would stand up, and he would bounce around the house stiff legged, tail arched over his back. Then, he would stop and stare at you, and say "arrrrarrrarrrrarrr". Well, my roomate thought that was the funniest thing in the world. One day, he offered to take Bowser for a ride, watched his dancing around routine, then left. Did not take him for the ride. :confused2: The guy had left his book of CDs sitting on a milk crate in the living room, and when he returned, he found a big steamy pile of poo right on top of his CD case. :smile2: I'm still not sure how the dog pooped that high, but it had to take some effort, and some sort of cognitive reasoning. He knew who pissed him off, and he knew what items belonged to that person.
JD, I don't know what to tell you about your dog evacuating out of spite and jealousy. The only suggestion that I have is to make sure she is fed in intervals, and keep potty breaks on a regular schedule. Alot of people don't give it much thought, and just keep the dog's food bowl full, or fill it when it's empty, and just let the dog out when they can, or feel like it. If it's done that way, BMs will not be predictable. If you feed at a certain time, it will come out at a predictable time. Do not let her back inside until you know that she has finished her business. If she's empty, she can't poo in the floor. Otherwise, you might as well just give up the hanky panky lmao.
Matt,A rooster has the same number of bones in its neck as a mouse and a girrafe.
John,I dont know just how many animals are bless with a real,"BONE", but I know mink and raccoons also got em,Thats where the earrings and keychains are from
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Wrong answer! :big_smile: PM me if you wanna know the "truth".Originally Posted by 223reload
John, was "Os" penis supposed to be "Ox" penis"? If so, I would say that zero would be the correct answer. I think it's just dried until it's as hard as a bone. I've never used one as a cane, but have seen them for sale at truck stops. :crazy:
Ma, I ain't got no Baculum ................
Matt. No, yes, I did mean Os. Os means bone. A single bone. The other word, unless you are a Southern Baptist most people know.
It is also known as Baculum bacula. It was often given as a charm by young boys to girls they were infatuated with.
The list of animals without them is much much shorter than the list of animals with them. Same thing applies to females.
Swine and cattle bacula with the other word are often dried and used as canes.
As Richard said, they are used as charms or jewelry.
Interesting things these things. Surprised BG didn't answer this 64 dollar question.
John.
In the meat packin industry an bull penis is known as a PIZZLE. Unloaded alot of em off trucks for a couple years. Never did bother to find out what savory dish was made from them. LOL! :crazy: And whats all this talk about chokein your chicken? LOL!
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"IF YA SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO IT----DO IT"
In days forgotten, gentlemen of the South use to have Racoon Penis dried and a silver or gold chain attached to it and used them for toothpicks and for massaging the gums. I never saw one, but I have heard the old gents talking about them. Any truth to this, Doc.
Nil desperandum
The power of the pizzle:
The power of the pizzle is proportionate to the ethnic group involved.
Mac, Kat will have to grade you on your comments. It is his thread and I do not, will not and will not ever interfere in another man's thread. However I think I might freely and unobtrusively comment in another man's thread. (Or Woman's for that Matter).
So comment I shall.
I will comment by asking our resident butcher if he is getting more and more requests for offal, the offal dealer that he is.
As I understand it Mr Kat, chefs and meat markets are beginning to push awful offal.
Liver.
Sweetbreads
Head cheese
Chitterlings
Oxtail
Kidneys
Tripe
Brains
And pizzle wine.
I honestly have had all the aforementioned products, except for pizzle wine, and most are really yummy. I did not see blood sausage listed where I looked but that frankly is really good with fried eggs and good homemade bread.
The pizzle wine as Mr BG mentioned pizzles, intrigues me. As I understand it it is a common commodity in China. Might replace that awful (offal) expensive Viagra. Do they sell this at Wal-Mart yet Mr Kat? Or maybe you could send me a case.
Thanks, John.
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