You guys like apples? Let me show ya what a 5 gallon.................

**postbeetle** · 08-08-2012, 08:30 PM

John, Countryhart. I luv Beaver too. I just have a hard time catching them............

Don't even need 'em skinned. I'll take 'em like they come.

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**777** · 08-08-2012, 08:48 PM

My rat terriers are like garbage disposals and eat anything you throw out. If one gets too full too eat anymore it will piss on it so the other one won't eat it

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John, I tried beaver one time and it was delicious, we baked it in the oven like a roast.

**Dano** · 08-08-2012, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by postbeetle

Dano. I ain't too much into road kill stew, but thanks anyway. You guys eat armadillo down there? Bet ya need a sharp knife when ya gut that sucker.

Slow cook on the half shell. LOL

**BIG GEORGE** · 08-09-2012, 04:00 AM

Just wanna say this is another good thread that is bouncin around pretty dam good!

**postbeetle** · 08-09-2012, 08:10 AM

Armadillo on the half-shell. I like that Dano. Do they bite? I've never seen one. I bet they make your truck thump when ya run over one............

George, I kinda agree with ya, this has been a fun thread and to spice things up I'm gonna talk about some things some you fellas mentioned a few posts back. I got out one my old texts "Practical Proctology 101-How to Objectively Evaluate a Rear-end" No we're not going to go to Wal-Mart and watch what walks up and down the isle. Whooeee, talk about objectively looking at rear-ends, that's more subjective looking. something about size 400 stretch pants on a 300 lb woman does something to the senses.........

You guys were yapping about anal glands. What this got to do with deer ya might ask. Well those stinky scent glands on deer are equivalent and we'll see if I can give ya some helpful hints on taking care of your dogs anal glands. Before I do that go out to Wal-Mart (don't look at the rear-ends) and buy a pair of rubber gloves and some personal lubricant, unscented (most ya probably already got this on hand) and I'll make ya proctologists (some you close to brown-eyes now, no names shall be mentioned.)...........

Later.

**BIG GEORGE** · 08-09-2012, 05:08 PM

I always wanted to be a proctologist. Ya only gotta deal with one asshole at a time. LOL!

**Catgirl** · 08-09-2012, 05:27 PM

I prob'ly got confused somewhere? I'm still lookin' for the apples.......

**postbeetle** · 08-09-2012, 06:53 PM

Tanya, nice to see ya. Yes we tend to jump around in this thread, but it's all educational, not like school nowadays. Tanya I assume you got to Wal-mart and picked up some gloves and a tube of personal lubricant. I always carry them with me wherever I go, ya never know now-a-days..............

I'll be explaining some medical things and we gonna have a wet lab demonstration. Find some baby powder and coat your hands well before slipping on those gloves. BG is already prepared and waiting in the aisles. Maybe then we will talk about apples again, might even talk about road apples and how to avoid them....

Later............

**Catgirl** · 08-09-2012, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by postbeetle

Tanya, nice to see ya. Yes we tend to jump around in this thread, but it's all educational, not like school nowadays. Tanya I assume you got to Wal-mart and picked up some gloves and a tube of personal lubricant. I always carry them with me wherever I go, ya never know now-a-days..............

I'll be explaining some medical things and we gonna have a wet lab demonstration. Find some baby powder and coat your hands well before slipping on those gloves. BG is already prepared and waiting in the aisles. Maybe then we will talk about apples again, might even talk about road apples and how to avoid them....

Later............

BABY, if I get the gloves same as BG, I'm IN. LOL.

**777** · 08-09-2012, 09:02 PM

Postmortem, I was going to see how many 30 packs it would take to come up and hunt but since you started talking about gloves and personal lubricant I think i'll just hunt local this year

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