Ramblings Vol 87, BATTING PRACTICE...Top of the 1st inning....

[Keith Mette]

First bat, now if you watch where you grabs the bat you can mathamaticly win ever time, if Tuna ain't look'in. LOL

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But if he is I just let the mu dog win,
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[BUDMEISER01]

Mine is so large,I putt Bowling Ball's in it and use it as a sling shot!

ELEPHANTIASIS you say???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

[boswifedeb]

Hey, Coach Tuna~~~~!! FuWookEeto just peed on second base!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

[BUDMEISER01]

Hey, Coach Tuna~~~~!! FuWookEeto just peed on second base!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

Since when is pee lumpy????

[sscharlie]

Hey, Coach Tuna~~~~!! FuWookEeto just peed on second base!! EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!

I guess you missed it. That's not 2nd base, it's a pile the neighborhood cats covered up an hour ago. Watch what your slidin into..OK

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[oh no]

This game is starting to smell---------------------------

JD, That net was Whitewiskers,

I picked another 5 gallon bucket of beans,, thats whats for supper,,,flat green beans with onions and smoked pork chops,,, Yum Yum

[Cannibalcritter]

Howdy folks.. Figured I'd Follow this n out. I had my short bus with the under pending pulled but the dug out. Got me a big ole pinch of some good bacca n.. Finely aloud to spit it where the hell i please.. Tuna is the couch A? Well Tuna i aint one for bench warming but im ok with a bat.. Not much for catching and pitching.. Wonder if'n but like the butt wiper and the wook plays catch and recive now never mind thought kinda make me not wanna no. They r close tho.. Seems like yesterday the ramblers would put them n their cages and set them side by side and they were touching noises. I no one thing them big piles of what looks like mole holes and hills aint just dirt of piles of mud.. But simply a mess droppings.. So stand clear of em.. U step on in one of them there u will be ankle deep n wookie chit.. Sorry fub. Had to do it.. Just trying to make a smooth drive outta a poor city pot hole rd im driveing down at the momment.. However i do thank u folks for all the support,. U guys are top notch people. And its too bad i can't meet every last one of ya and shake ur hand.. Thats is after the wook sanatizes. But then again i aint much worried about just that,. But the fact he said he would eat anything fester touchs.. That might b who u need to look out fer. I have noticed tho that the wookie and Buddy. are close and stick tighter then pages n a porn magazine. Nothing matter with cutting n up makeing friends. U folks have a good n..

[BUDMEISER01]

Howdy folks.. Figured I'd Follow this n out. I had my short bus with the under pending pulled but the dug out. Got me a big ole pinch of some good bacca n.. Finely aloud to spit it where the hell i please.. Tuna is the couch A? Well Tuna i aint one for bench warming but im ok with a bat.. Not much for catching and pitching.. Wonder if'n but like the butt wiper and the wook plays catch and recive now never mind thought kinda make me not wanna no. They r close tho.. Seems like yesterday the ramblers would put them n their cages and set them side by side and they were touching noises. I no one thing them big piles of what looks like mole holes and hills aint just dirt of piles of mud.. But simply a mess droppings.. So stand clear of em.. U step on in one of them there u will be ankle deep n wookie chit.. Sorry fub. Had to do it.. Just trying to make a smooth drive outta a poor city pot hole rd im driveing down at the momment.. However i do thank u folks for all the support,. U guys are top notch people. And its too bad i can't meet every last one of ya and shake ur hand.. Thats is after the wook sanatizes. But then again i aint much worried about just that,. But the fact he said he would eat anything fester touchs.. That might b who u need to look out fer. I have noticed tho that the wookie and Buddy. are close and stick tighter then pages n a porn magazine. Nothing matter with cutting n up makeing friends. U folks have a good n..

The WOOKIE loves playing catch!!!! Look ma, no hands!!! LOL!!!

[jdstraka]

News Flash!!!

12 Beers has just been rushed to the hospital seems as She has contracted a Bad case of (Whores Drawers) Rumor has it that happened while she was living with Fu in that Trashie Pink Trailer down at the end of the block on Dream Street I guess He put Her to work on the corner to earn money to buy Him some Cheetos.J.D.

[BUDMEISER01]

MOORE HAVEN, Fla. — An alligator at least 10 feet long lunged at a teenager swimming in a river and bit off the teen's right arm below the elbow, state wildlife officials said Tuesday.
Kaleb Langdale, 17, survived the encounter Monday in the Caloosahatchee River west of Lake Okeechobee. Wildlife officers who caught and killed the alligator retrieved the arm, but doctors were unable to reattach it.
"We found the alligator that was responsible," Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino said. "We were able to kill the alligator and dissect the alligator, remove the arm and transport the arm to the hospital to see if the doctors could reattach the limb."
The alligator was 10 or 11 feet long, Pino said.
The teen was in good condition Tuesday at Lee Memorial Hospital in Fort Myers.
His friends told Fort Myers television station WBBH (http://bit.ly/NljdlO ) that while the arm could not be reattached, Langdale was in good spirits.
The alligator went straight for Langdale as he was swimming, Matt Baker said.
"It came at him and he put his arm in the way instead of letting it get to his body. It took his arm and him under," Baker said.
Another friend said Langdale popped out of the water shortly after being bitten.
"He was waving saying, 'Call the paramedics! My arm is gone!'" Gary Beck said.
The Glades County area near Lake Okeechobee where Langdale was swimming is known to have several large alligators in it, Pino said.
Alligators are more active this time of year because it's their mating season, which makes them more aggressive and inquisitive as they're looking for food and for mates. Wildlife officers warn that alligators can call just about any body of water in Florida home.
"Anything that makes any splash in the water or any little commotion in the water may attract them to that particular location," Pino said.
It's rare for wild alligators to bite humans, though, Pino said.
"We have millions of people swimming in the state's waterways and nothing happens," he said.
Since 1948, 224 people have suffered major alligator bites, including 22 fatal bites, according to June 2011 conservation commission data.
Wildlife officials were investigating what caused the alligator to bite Langdale.
"We want to understand the dynamics of the bite and understand what happened, what the alligator was doing, what the young man was doing, to see if there's anything we can learn from this," Pino said.
Last month, an airboat captain was giving a tour in southwest Florida when a 9-foot alligator bit off his left hand. The Indiana family on the boat said the captain had hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator bit him.